I just want them to be paying the city for the sidewalk and bike lane they’ve occupied for years.

Hipster affectation? Young dudes are prone to such.

Complete speculation but @joelaha.bsky.social suggests maybe he is a pipe smoker and is tapping out ashes after smoking?

Precious kitteh! So wee and darling!

Years ago, we had to turn off our old car's lane departure warning system because it was alerting that "oh no! you aren't driving in the pre-defined lanes!"

(We were driving in MN & WI through an actively-falling snowstorm on a freeway, so we were located in the actually-feasible ruts in the snow.)

Tbh I kinda assume “let’s make a new operating system!” is your default state. 😹