Unfortunately he's always been a chud

This, but for men's clothes makers to acknowledge that being overweight doesn't mean my arms are 5 feet long

Which is why the current government instantly started drowning, the second it took power. If our problems cannot be resolved with flag-fucking, crackdowns, means-testing and belligerent war speeches, then they are all out of ideas and they have nothing left but doing these things louder and harder.

This is extremely awkward because it raises issues like “If he’s just bog standard National Front vermin, then why did all those important people spend all those years insisting he speaks for the man in the street and demanding his Nazi bullshit be accommodated by the left?”.

I was at a stand-up open mic and the guy on before me choked on his first punchline and ran out of the venue. It made me wonder what the equivalent fuck-up in music would be and I could only think of my guitar disintegrating in my hands.

Come friendly bombs and fall on Caracas

And now she's relishing attention from men with a normal gum-to-teeth ratio

Off topic but I just watched your Frasier episode from season 1 and you were amazing

Britain is like this because our national politics is a shrivelled husk of democracy: a country where the world’s most poisonous media outlets fill a great gaping void empty of actual politics with relentless fear, incitement and hatred.

They genuinely believe treating your wife with anything but contempt is unmasculine and therefore disgraceful

Who's that charisma void speedrunning total societal collapse? Better study his brilliance.

Did we say racism was bad? Sorry the nuance was lost on you. What we meant was that Britain attempting to pursue a foreign policy independent of the USA would be bad, specifically with regard to Israel.

You end up like Sam Bankman-Fried, saying he doesn't see the point of reading books

I look at things and experience feelings. What kind of feelings? Well, haha, let's just say they're profound. And maybe I'm the first to ever feel them?

When a prime minister happily tells interviewers he has no politics, he shouldn't be surprised to be tossed aside once everyone realises he's useless