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Brian Whitmarsh
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Retired (Kinda) IT Professional enjoying writing, drawing, and exploring my creative side. Comics at www.brianwonderful.com.
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Cartoon of me choosing to "Skip Trial" on the free 60 day trial of a service. The site surprises me by thanking me for skipping the trial and going right to the paid service.
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Comic explaining some details about Presidential Executive Orders.
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Comic that sets up a lot of meme language jokes but never pays them off.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Comic about people that get into a long queue because there's a sign that it is for something "Free". After a long time waiting, they get to the front, and it is a shady guy in a dirty room offering a "Free Amateur Colonoscopy (Unlicensed)".
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Comic poking fun of the movie trope where a grizzled, retired anti-hero is brought back to save the world, even though there are likely much better choices.
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Comic of Trump with actual quotes of his about magnets. His bronzer is applied to look like the makeup of one of the members of ICP.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Panel 1: Man says "Oh, not again!" Panel 2: To wife: "Hung up on again! They didn't even send to voice mail." Panel 3: "Why does no one answer when I call?" (Doorbell rings) Panel 4: At the door is a package delivery man "Package for Mr. Spam Risk."
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Comic; Panel 1: 2 peasants watching a wizard fight a skeleton. "I'm going to get one of those big ass wizard hats. Then I'll know all the magic!" Panel 2: Other peasant says "Whoa! Magic is a discipline that takes a lifetime to master. The hats are a symbol of that dedication." Panel 3: The wizard forgets his spell midway. Panel 4: The wizard glances up at the inside of his hat brim. There are many spells written down there.
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Comic: Man encounters classic monsters. They all tell him what fear they represent. His fear of losing control, losing his identity, fear of the unknown, etc. The last one is a woman that says "Fear of commitment". "My fear of commit... Jen, what are you doing here?"
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Comic in an electronics store. Panel 1: Salesman is showing the customer the latest camera gear. Panel 2: Salesman asks "By the way, can I ask what you'll be using it for?" Customer: "I'm a paranormal investigator." Panel 3: Salesman redirects to a different section of the store; "I think I have some options better suited to you." Panel 4: The salesman is now showing the customer ancient cameras from a dusty old clearance aisle.
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Comic: Witches brewing a spell in a cauldron. "Double double, toil and trouble..." Third witch: "Whoa! Double toil? Are we cursing ourselves for a lot of work?" First witch: "No. It's just recognizing all the work we put into the spell." Third witch: "What toil? We just toss ingredients in a pot and stir."
October 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Comic: Kids trick or treating past the White House. The boy points at it and tells the girls "Trust me. Do NOT go trick-or-treating at that place."
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Comic: Aliens spying on a couple being served a lobster in a restaurant. "Ugh, gross. They eat bugs on this planet."
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Comic: Panel 1: Give a man to fish, and he eats for a day. Panel 2: Teach a man to fish, and he eats every day. Panel 3: Replace the man with a fishing robot to reduce labor costs. Panel 4: Maybe that man can clean the robot.
October 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Comic of a man complaining about the movie theater. It was loud, people talking, singing, getting up and blocking the view. His friend asks what movie he saw. He replies "It was called 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show.'"
October 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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A cartoon of the Nobel Prize ceremony where they are announcing the award for "creating the circumstances in which others will win future Nobel Peace Prizes for their brave fights against anti-democratic authoritarianism."
October 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Comic: Guy complaining that everyone takes advantage of him, so he feels like such a sucker. His friend says that he shouldn't feel bad about being kind and trusting, and offers him a hug. While hugging, the friend slips the guy's wallet out of his back pocket.
October 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Comic panel 1: Elder telling the knight he has to choose his weapon carefully as the dragon is a dangerous foe. Panel 2: The knight, looking at the wall mounted board of weapons, says "I've made my decision!" Panel 3: The knight is holding the entire board with all the weapons like a spear to lunge at the dragon.
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Comic: Character in roleplay game finds a cool looking new sword. The game informs him "You do not have the strength requirements for this weapon." He tosses it into his massive inventory, "Guess I'll just lug it around until I have the strength the use it."
October 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Comic: Man talking to waiter: "Waiter, this steak is practically uncooked! Do you serve all your steaks like this?" Waiter: "No, sorry, sir. That is extremely rare."
October 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Comic in which a doctor tells a woman they weren't able to save her husband, but science has allowed them to clone him. The reveal is that the husband's corpse is dressed up like a clown. The woman is outraged and calls this out. The doctor says "Clown. Clown. Huh. Have I been saying that wrong all this time?"
September 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Comic depicting unexpected ways that various superheroes have died.
September 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Comic: Two genies in a bottle shop. One genie is saying "Listen, if you just admit that you misheard, then we can start working to fix it." to the other genie, who is emanating from the owner's rear end (i.e., "butt hole" instead of "bottle").
September 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM