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Scouting report: bats left, throws left, has problems with authority figures. Read too much Arendt, Horkheimer and Adorno in his formative years.
Hoya Saxa!
📍 Santa Cruz, CA
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Hoya Saxa!
📍 Santa Cruz, CA
🪿🙏💀
FEMA alert for central CA coast: “A long period northwesterly swell will result in an increased risk for sneaker waves and rip currents. Breaking waves of 13 to 18 feet are expected.”
Reality:
Reality:
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
FEMA alert for central CA coast: “A long period northwesterly swell will result in an increased risk for sneaker waves and rip currents. Breaking waves of 13 to 18 feet are expected.”
Reality:
Reality:
I thought the word “covert” meant it was like a secret or something
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I thought the word “covert” meant it was like a secret or something
Sometimes it’s comforting to take a look at what’s trending on Bluesky and just see that there’s nothing but sportsball.
I take my Ws wherever I can find them
I take my Ws wherever I can find them
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Sometimes it’s comforting to take a look at what’s trending on Bluesky and just see that there’s nothing but sportsball.
I take my Ws wherever I can find them
I take my Ws wherever I can find them
Those are totally safe and never catch fire
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Those are totally safe and never catch fire
Got a little foggy tonight in Santa Cruz
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Got a little foggy tonight in Santa Cruz
Nothing quite like November in NorCal. No waves today but a good day for a long run on the beach
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Nothing quite like November in NorCal. No waves today but a good day for a long run on the beach
A swell of 13 feet at 17 seconds will give you 18 to 25-foot waves at your better point or reef breaks.
More fun than watching football all day
More fun than watching football all day
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A swell of 13 feet at 17 seconds will give you 18 to 25-foot waves at your better point or reef breaks.
More fun than watching football all day
More fun than watching football all day
Today would be a good day to call in sick if you live along the NorCal coast
October 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Today would be a good day to call in sick if you live along the NorCal coast
Yo NorCal we’ve got a big fat NW swell coming our way
October 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Yo NorCal we’ve got a big fat NW swell coming our way
Today is a good day to call in sick at work or at least take a very long lunch if you live along the west coast.
Point breaks should be seeing waves in the range of 12-18 feet
Point breaks should be seeing waves in the range of 12-18 feet
October 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Today is a good day to call in sick at work or at least take a very long lunch if you live along the west coast.
Point breaks should be seeing waves in the range of 12-18 feet
Point breaks should be seeing waves in the range of 12-18 feet
Another surfboard getting jacked by an otter tonight in Santa Cruz
October 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Another surfboard getting jacked by an otter tonight in Santa Cruz
When y’all are done rioting on behalf of George Soros and freedom there is a big fat NW swell lighting up the west coast today.
Also it’s 75 degrees out rn and no wind!
Also it’s 75 degrees out rn and no wind!
October 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
When y’all are done rioting on behalf of George Soros and freedom there is a big fat NW swell lighting up the west coast today.
Also it’s 75 degrees out rn and no wind!
Also it’s 75 degrees out rn and no wind!
They were out marching today
October 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
They were out marching today
Santa Cruz, California checking in for today
October 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Santa Cruz, California checking in for today
Johnny Dickshot
October 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Johnny Dickshot
I got ChatGPT to swear today
October 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I got ChatGPT to swear today
Ok this is the last thing I’ll post about today’s otter attack at the Lane, but these are indeed the End Times.
Revelation 6:8:
“And I looked, and behold a pale surfboard: and his name that sat on him was Otter, and Hell followed with him”
Revelation 6:8:
“And I looked, and behold a pale surfboard: and his name that sat on him was Otter, and Hell followed with him”
October 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ok this is the last thing I’ll post about today’s otter attack at the Lane, but these are indeed the End Times.
Revelation 6:8:
“And I looked, and behold a pale surfboard: and his name that sat on him was Otter, and Hell followed with him”
Revelation 6:8:
“And I looked, and behold a pale surfboard: and his name that sat on him was Otter, and Hell followed with him”
Socrates was a Luddite who would have hated AI
October 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Socrates was a Luddite who would have hated AI