Brian Patafie Comedy
@brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social
A Mediocre Standup Comedian | A Former Athletic Trainer in Professional Hockey | Funny and sometimes a bit Edgy | Booking Agency https://partonproductions.com
Jamestown NC 🇺🇸Vancouver BC 🇨🇦 www.brianpatafie.com
Jamestown NC 🇺🇸Vancouver BC 🇨🇦 www.brianpatafie.com
Senile Satan is looking for someone to fund his youngest child’s autobiography on the big screen 🎥
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Senile Satan is looking for someone to fund his youngest child’s autobiography on the big screen 🎥
Mark Kelly is an American 🇺🇸 Hero Pete Hegseth is a neighborhood drunk!
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mark Kelly is an American 🇺🇸 Hero Pete Hegseth is a neighborhood drunk!
Speaking of Pardons, I’m genuinely curious. Has anyone seen George Santos and Harriet Hageman in the same room at the SAME time?
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Speaking of Pardons, I’m genuinely curious. Has anyone seen George Santos and Harriet Hageman in the same room at the SAME time?
Mike Flynn immediately following his Tweet
a man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Mike Flynn immediately following his Tweet
Nuff Said ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Nuff Said ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Catfish? Looks more like a Mud Pout
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Catfish? Looks more like a Mud Pout
The only thing being opened at the Pentagon is a barrel of rum in that drunk Hegseth’s office
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The only thing being opened at the Pentagon is a barrel of rum in that drunk Hegseth’s office
Special Envoy my ass! He’s just another one of Trumps billionaire buddies living off the grift of America while everyday Americans are wondering if there’s enough money in their next check for rent or groceries?
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Special Envoy my ass! He’s just another one of Trumps billionaire buddies living off the grift of America while everyday Americans are wondering if there’s enough money in their next check for rent or groceries?
He’s found his new Bubba
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
He’s found his new Bubba
Laura Loomer is the female version of George Santos or to put it in layman’s terms “she’s full of shit”
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Laura Loomer is the female version of George Santos or to put it in layman’s terms “she’s full of shit”
Thoughts, Marjorie Taylor Greene seen what’s in the files and even she can’t justify backing up ANYONE mentioned in them!
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Thoughts, Marjorie Taylor Greene seen what’s in the files and even she can’t justify backing up ANYONE mentioned in them!
Nuff Said! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Nuff Said! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Nuff said ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Nuff said ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Scott Jennings most important pieces of equipment when he visits Trump at the White House
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Scott Jennings most important pieces of equipment when he visits Trump at the White House
He should be offering classes in the commissary of a Federal Prison
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
He should be offering classes in the commissary of a Federal Prison
Well said!
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Well said!
The best response to Karoline Leavitt is ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The best response to Karoline Leavitt is ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Just wait until he’s begging for money for his commissary fund!
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Just wait until he’s begging for money for his commissary fund!
Excuse me while I go and find my “Oh my God I’m shocked” face
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Excuse me while I go and find my “Oh my God I’m shocked” face
Trump will sign the release as soon as he finishes his bubba bath
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Trump will sign the release as soon as he finishes his bubba bath
This right here folks! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
November 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This right here folks! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
I spotted Mary Bruce today!
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I spotted Mary Bruce today!
There were signs. I certainly look at THIS picture differently now!
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
There were signs. I certainly look at THIS picture differently now!