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Brian K.
@briank.bsky.social
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Collector of records and board games. Inoffensive music opinions.
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First showing in my town is on Sunday, I guess. Only one theater (out of like 5) even picked it up.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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My fridge is overstepping boundaries.
Notification from my fridge app offering recipes.
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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This is Yohel Pozo's team.
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Laughing Jesus.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I remember the wise words of Umberto Eco.
"If, for example, we consider books as medicine, we understand that it is good to have many at home rather than a few: when you want to feel better, then you go to the 'medicine closet' and choose a book. Not a random one, but the right book for that moment. That's why you should always have a nutrition choice!
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I'm sure I'll have an alibi by the time they knock on my front door.
Police: Suspect breaks into Circle K, steals only beef sticks
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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"Democrats . . .will take this seat."

The seat in question:
Dan Crenshaw's district that is shaped like RFK Jr's brain worm.
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Liver Dumplings
Liver Dumplings
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Automods are doing yeoman's work.
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I think I'm blind.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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posting a pic of a butthole
Bovino is Italian for "Cow Butthole."
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Patton is going to come back in 72 hours with jokes about the situation that he thinks make him a clever boy. It will be fine.
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I still get wiped by a 14 year old.
November 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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"There's a worm in my drink."
"I put it there. As a gag."
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Tom Nichols huffing white supremacy because the goons aren't going after him or his family.
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I always wondered how she got this one. Also, it was right when he started separating families at the border and she asked no questions about that. nymag.com/intelligence...
My Private Oval Office Press Conference With Donald Trump, Mike Pence, John Kelly, and Mike Pompeo
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Ah, my politics, visualized:
Zohran Mamdani with his arm around MJ Lenderman.
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Kendzior?
Most of the Epstein stuff was in the public record thanks to women like Julie Brown and Sarah Kendzior and mostly, Epstein's brave victims. So please reference their work and ask yourself why the mainstream media did not.
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Hello Human Resources meme with the sauce guy saying IDLES featuring Gorillaz and the big guy saying Gorillaz featuring IDLES.
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Let's not nitpick over passwords. -me to IT
Bob Ferguson
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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"Outta my way, Rooster Boy." Lyle Lovett depicted in an early episode of King of the Hill.
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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The answer for 2025 is Crokinole.
Two men shaking hands over a Crokinole board.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Hell yeah, brother.
Zoloft for all in the Mamdani campaign font.
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Great headline.
Gremlins 3 Is Coming, and It Better Have the Sexy One.
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM