Brian Enigma
@brianenigma.bsky.social
Portlander, Puzzled Pint organizer, video software engineer, Maker of bits & atoms. he/him 🇺🇦🌻💙
• Site: https://netninja.com
• Mastodon: https://xoxo.zone/@BrianEnigma
(I mostly cross-post here from Mastodon.)
• Site: https://netninja.com
• Mastodon: https://xoxo.zone/@BrianEnigma
(I mostly cross-post here from Mastodon.)
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby, come with me Friday, baby, don't say maybe.
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby, come with me Friday, baby, don't say maybe.
I don't know if/when the next No-Kings (or otherwise) rally is, but I am prepared.
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I don't know if/when the next No-Kings (or otherwise) rally is, but I am prepared.
My 2025 in review, one second (or occasionally more) each day: youtu.be/QFkp7amOa-s
One Second Every Day, 2025
Brian's 2025 in review, one second (or occasionally more) every day of the year.
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My 2025 in review, one second (or occasionally more) each day: youtu.be/QFkp7amOa-s
Omens and portents. wdwnt.com/2026/01/george-wash...
George Washington Animatronic Malfunctions During New Year's Eve Hall of Presidents Showing at Walt Disney World - WDW News Today
A TikTok video shows the George Washington Audio-Animatronic in Hall of Presidents malfunctioning during a New Year's Eve showing at Magic Kingdom.
wdwnt.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Omens and portents. wdwnt.com/2026/01/george-wash...
The sense of accomplishment that arises from cracking a walnut into two perfect hemispheres.
December 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The sense of accomplishment that arises from cracking a walnut into two perfect hemispheres.
I feel like the turnip is one of those mythical vegetables never seen outside of Depression-Era media and Super Mario 2.
December 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I feel like the turnip is one of those mythical vegetables never seen outside of Depression-Era media and Super Mario 2.
December 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Dead Billionaire soda. #EatTheRich #CompostTheRich
December 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Dead Billionaire soda. #EatTheRich #CompostTheRich
Calling air strikes on an anti-Christian group on Christmas Day sure does telegraph the message that, perhaps, the Crusaides maybe weren't so bad, actually.
December 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Calling air strikes on an anti-Christian group on Christmas Day sure does telegraph the message that, perhaps, the Crusaides maybe weren't so bad, actually.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEEBUS!
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEEBUS!
It looks like today's Epstein file drop isn't just PDF files.
csv: 4
m4a: 3
mp3: 1
mp4: 419
pdf: 10,745
xls: 2
xlsx: 10
csv: 4
m4a: 3
mp3: 1
mp4: 419
pdf: 10,745
xls: 2
xlsx: 10
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It looks like today's Epstein file drop isn't just PDF files.
csv: 4
m4a: 3
mp3: 1
mp4: 419
pdf: 10,745
xls: 2
xlsx: 10
csv: 4
m4a: 3
mp3: 1
mp4: 419
pdf: 10,745
xls: 2
xlsx: 10
This latest Epstein image drop of 8,000+ files is super-awkward. Each image is wrapped in its own pdf for some reason. That makes browsing difficult. So I fixed that. epstein.junkdrawer.cc/
Epstein File Releases
epstein.junkdrawer.cc
December 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This latest Epstein image drop of 8,000+ files is super-awkward. Each image is wrapped in its own pdf for some reason. That makes browsing difficult. So I fixed that. epstein.junkdrawer.cc/
Extracting images from PDFs. As you do. #EpsteinFiles
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Extracting images from PDFs. As you do. #EpsteinFiles
Christmas Carol, except replace Jacob Marley with Bob Marley.
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Christmas Carol, except replace Jacob Marley with Bob Marley.
Today's lesson: the Aeropress works better when you put coffee grounds in it.
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Today's lesson: the Aeropress works better when you put coffee grounds in it.
I am absolutely fascinated by some of the things I find at the shop.
December 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I am absolutely fascinated by some of the things I find at the shop.
Found the #pdx #SantaClones while picking up vegan pizza.
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Found the #pdx #SantaClones while picking up vegan pizza.
"It charges with USB."
The USB:
The USB:
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"It charges with USB."
The USB:
The USB:
Be aware that if you post a Spotify Wrapped this year, I will be judging you and your use/endorsement of a service that paid millions to right-wing podcasting, runs racist ICE ads, and shortchanges artists.
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Be aware that if you post a Spotify Wrapped this year, I will be judging you and your use/endorsement of a service that paid millions to right-wing podcasting, runs racist ICE ads, and shortchanges artists.
In case you needed servers with your serverless: aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/intr...
Introducing AWS Lambda Managed Instances: Serverless simplicity with EC2 flexibility | Amazon Web Services
Run Lambda functions on EC2 compute while maintaining serverless simplicity—enabling access to specialized hardware and cost optimizations through EC2 pricing models, with AWS handling all infrastructure management.
aws.amazon.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
In case you needed servers with your serverless: aws.amazon.com/blogs/aws/intr...
I guess I understand why people with fancy-ass kitchens have two ovens. I'm frantically running between house and tiny-house, checking on the main dish (vegetarian stuffed pumpkins) and sides, which cook at two very different temperatures.
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I guess I understand why people with fancy-ass kitchens have two ovens. I'm frantically running between house and tiny-house, checking on the main dish (vegetarian stuffed pumpkins) and sides, which cook at two very different temperatures.
I love these small goth pumpkins!
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I love these small goth pumpkins!