Brian Curtin
@briancurtin.com
principal software engineer, tech lead, long time Python guy // trail maintainer // photographer
Denver, CO
Denver, CO
Remember when that BP guy from like Arizona got a DUI after driving straight at a T intersection in Oak Brook? Wonder if he should go home (for multiple reasons)?
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Remember when that BP guy from like Arizona got a DUI after driving straight at a T intersection in Oak Brook? Wonder if he should go home (for multiple reasons)?
I'm surprised he even has to squat down.
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm surprised he even has to squat down.
Ignoring the last part and using them to get a new 50 year mortgage
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ignoring the last part and using them to get a new 50 year mortgage
Is Humpty Dumpty in The Files? What's his email address?
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Is Humpty Dumpty in The Files? What's his email address?
They’re leaving it up to you. Choose your own adventure.
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
They’re leaving it up to you. Choose your own adventure.
FROM: jeevacation
TO: Steve Bannon
saw chapie w donald 2 thums up
–j
TO: Steve Bannon
saw chapie w donald 2 thums up
–j
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
FROM: jeevacation
TO: Steve Bannon
saw chapie w donald 2 thums up
–j
TO: Steve Bannon
saw chapie w donald 2 thums up
–j
eva andersson-dubin. glenn is her husband
Eva Andersson-Dubin - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Many people are stupid.
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Many people are stupid.
Was hoping it’d be “Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood” repeating.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Was hoping it’d be “Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood” repeating.
Needs more spaces between the words
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Needs more spaces between the words
Dad texted me "sry to hear this" an hour ago. He's probably standing in the kitchen.
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Dad texted me "sry to hear this" an hour ago. He's probably standing in the kitchen.
just following up do you wnt 2 do kid stuf w. me
– j
– j
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
just following up do you wnt 2 do kid stuf w. me
– j
– j
You can tell by the amount of spaces he’s adding all the time that it’s really getting to him.
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You can tell by the amount of spaces he’s adding all the time that it’s really getting to him.
Their bio says “this government sucks,” so you know they know stuff.
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Their bio says “this government sucks,” so you know they know stuff.
Is there a reason you put between 3 and 18 spaces between most words and sentences? "I learned on a typewriter"
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Is there a reason you put between 3 and 18 spaces between most words and sentences? "I learned on a typewriter"
Picturing 2,500 people gridlocked on their bikes, screaming and gesturing, ringing their bells, would be normal I guess?
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Picturing 2,500 people gridlocked on their bikes, screaming and gesturing, ringing their bells, would be normal I guess?
Johnson: New York Times? What is that? Isn’t it just Eastern time?
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Johnson: New York Times? What is that? Isn’t it just Eastern time?
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Thank you for supporting Pitbull
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Thank you for supporting Pitbull