Second prize- two copies of the Trump 2026 calendar

I am absolutely certain that it does

Maybe that's the intention

The People's Flag is very dead,
We use St George’s cross instead.
Asylum seekers stiff & cold,
Fuck off, you lot, this country’s closed.

Then raise that red-crossed standard high.
On lampposts loft it to the sky.
Though lefties flinch and liberals sneer,
We'll keep the George Cross flying here.

We were a much more equal society then.

Honourable as used in Mark Anthony's speech in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar perhaps?

Cornwall isn't (and never has been) led by Reform

The Daily Telegraph doesn't seem to publish circulation figures and hasn't since 2019; however based on the decline in newspapers generally, it's circulation now is estimated at 150,000. Which is already lower than Green Party membership!

Don't diss Michael Deacon - he could well be the next BBC Direcctor-General

That should of course say Streeting

Rage is entirely understandable

Ofcom is completely unfit for purpose

One does not simply walk into Cheshire East.

One thing I find quite funny about this idea of vote Labour or get Reform, is that it ignores that a Lib Dem/Green coalition is becoming a genuinely viable alternative, and one which is pretty attractive to voters who want a positive plan for the future which doesn't involve demonising others. 6/

Vision I mean, not video!