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Something something elf on a shelf
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Something something elf on a shelf
My daughter made me a blitzball one year
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My daughter made me a blitzball one year
Metroid Prime 4 Mackenzie quips to expect:
“So you’re like… the Chozo one then?”
“oh yeah, you can morph into a ball, just gonna pretend that’s normal”
“You’ve got balls samus… erm, y’know what I mean”
“Oh you’re psychic? Sorry in advance.”
“You, go left, you go right, Samus… keep being Samus.”
“So you’re like… the Chozo one then?”
“oh yeah, you can morph into a ball, just gonna pretend that’s normal”
“You’ve got balls samus… erm, y’know what I mean”
“Oh you’re psychic? Sorry in advance.”
“You, go left, you go right, Samus… keep being Samus.”
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Metroid Prime 4 Mackenzie quips to expect:
“So you’re like… the Chozo one then?”
“oh yeah, you can morph into a ball, just gonna pretend that’s normal”
“You’ve got balls samus… erm, y’know what I mean”
“Oh you’re psychic? Sorry in advance.”
“You, go left, you go right, Samus… keep being Samus.”
“So you’re like… the Chozo one then?”
“oh yeah, you can morph into a ball, just gonna pretend that’s normal”
“You’ve got balls samus… erm, y’know what I mean”
“Oh you’re psychic? Sorry in advance.”
“You, go left, you go right, Samus… keep being Samus.”
She’s saying “Whisker Weeeeaaaghndsday”
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
She’s saying “Whisker Weeeeaaaghndsday”
After getting one copy of The Last Story: “But what about second ‘The Last Story’?”
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
After getting one copy of The Last Story: “But what about second ‘The Last Story’?”
Princess is happy for you
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Princess is happy for you
It’s unfair to the hundreds of games that have molded me, but here’s 10 that felt right to mention today:
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It’s unfair to the hundreds of games that have molded me, but here’s 10 that felt right to mention today:
It’s Nintendo’s funniest typo day!
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It’s Nintendo’s funniest typo day!
Tried to take cute picture to share….
October 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Tried to take cute picture to share….
I haven’t streamed in like a year, like where are y’all pulling material from!?
October 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I haven’t streamed in like a year, like where are y’all pulling material from!?
Remember the miiverse stage in smash?
October 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Remember the miiverse stage in smash?
Next stop, foxhound!
September 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Next stop, foxhound!
Whoa! Thanks Aris for throwing me a FFX birthday party!
September 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Whoa! Thanks Aris for throwing me a FFX birthday party!
Saw a hilarious continuity error in Hey Arnold where he has no pants on.
September 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Saw a hilarious continuity error in Hey Arnold where he has no pants on.
That’s crazy, this dude is famous on the Chicago Reddit
August 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
That’s crazy, this dude is famous on the Chicago Reddit
Cosplayers also at the gate right now:
August 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Cosplayers also at the gate right now:
CNN accidentally typo’ed Glass Plaque.
Referring to smart phones as the “Glass Plague” from now on.
Referring to smart phones as the “Glass Plague” from now on.
August 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
CNN accidentally typo’ed Glass Plaque.
Referring to smart phones as the “Glass Plague” from now on.
Referring to smart phones as the “Glass Plague” from now on.