I cracked up with this, esp because I cook well and often and it just feels so accurate

Sir

LOL law enforcement 😂😂😭😭

Those, mixed with his off the field items, has me saying nay. However, he is one amazing player. Catch 22 for me

You have to slam vitamin C and water when you feel one coming on and get a ton of sleep. My colds only last maybe 3 days when I catch it early. They are also shorter now that I no longer drink.

This is such a conflicting ask, Alex 😭

I don’t have IG, so I am going to be friendless LOL 😭😭. But honestly, having no other SM (less FB) can’t be worse than dealing with assholes, racists, misogynists on a daily basis. You could say it’s a beautiful day and someone will tell you to stfu woke fag. I’m sure you have seen it too.

Omfg stop it 😭😭

It’s flooded with angry people hiding behind profiles, itching for a fight. Every interaction is exhausting, and the constant propaganda is unbearable—I’ve lost count of how many accounts I’ve blocked. I feel you!

I’ll miss people, but I don’t think I can tolerate it anymore.

Also, no wonder I haven’t seen you LOL. I think I am perminently coming here.

I got banned today because that app can’t decipher sarcasm and tact. Yet Elon lets dumbasses say the N word and say racist, homophonic shit and that’s all ok. Awesome

Absolutely not