Brian Teague
@brian.teague.bio
Genetics, synthetic biology, pedagogy, big data. https://teague.bio. Wrote https://cytoflow.github.io. Trans, they/them.
Every time I go there I spend more money. When someone asks me about the jewelry I'm wearing, it's ALWAYS one of theirs.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Every time I go there I spend more money. When someone asks me about the jewelry I'm wearing, it's ALWAYS one of theirs.
I HAVE seen your jewelry shop, in fact. Basically all of my favorite pieces came from it ❤️
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I HAVE seen your jewelry shop, in fact. Basically all of my favorite pieces came from it ❤️
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"Everyone should smoke a little grass" has always been the Boomer mindset. Now we're trying to convince them to have a small edible instead, for their health.
Just one. A small one. This ain't 70s weed, Barbara.
Just one. A small one. This ain't 70s weed, Barbara.
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"Everyone should smoke a little grass" has always been the Boomer mindset. Now we're trying to convince them to have a small edible instead, for their health.
Just one. A small one. This ain't 70s weed, Barbara.
Just one. A small one. This ain't 70s weed, Barbara.
Lol this shows you how much I actually care about Xitter. Thanks for the correction.
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Lol this shows you how much I actually care about Xitter. Thanks for the correction.
For a hot minute Twitter was showing where various accounts were posting from, and the whole world got to see how many right-wing "influencers" are in Russia or Tell Aviv.
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
For a hot minute Twitter was showing where various accounts were posting from, and the whole world got to see how many right-wing "influencers" are in Russia or Tell Aviv.
SO THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE. I saw a bunch of these off a pier in Mexico -- sadly I have no picture -- but we speculated for an entire evening about whether they were natural or man-made and, if the latter, what their purpose was.
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
SO THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE. I saw a bunch of these off a pier in Mexico -- sadly I have no picture -- but we speculated for an entire evening about whether they were natural or man-made and, if the latter, what their purpose was.
I think that if the language existed when I was in school, I would have been called "soy boy." I endured "faggot" regularly. For so very, very long, I didn't know why.....
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I think that if the language existed when I was in school, I would have been called "soy boy." I endured "faggot" regularly. For so very, very long, I didn't know why.....
Lol my first thought was "oh hey it's not BGP"
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Lol my first thought was "oh hey it's not BGP"
The cowl neck is always a win!
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The cowl neck is always a win!
That's certainly why I cancelled international travel this summer. And now my X-bearing passport won't go into the airlines' systems any more....
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
That's certainly why I cancelled international travel this summer. And now my X-bearing passport won't go into the airlines' systems any more....
Happy birthday, Raven! I'm grateful you're on my skyline.
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Happy birthday, Raven! I'm grateful you're on my skyline.
Don't forget the sexism!
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Don't forget the sexism!
OH JEEVES. Seriously, though, I get an oxytocin boost just listening to him purr (:
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
OH JEEVES. Seriously, though, I get an oxytocin boost just listening to him purr (:
IT'S SO GOOD. I need to go read it again!
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
IT'S SO GOOD. I need to go read it again!
Is this sarcasm or genuine inquiry?
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Is this sarcasm or genuine inquiry?
UGH sleep inertia is the WORST. I hate life so much after napping that I avoid it unless I'm DESPERATE (or sick)
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
UGH sleep inertia is the WORST. I hate life so much after napping that I avoid it unless I'm DESPERATE (or sick)
I know, right? It is so clear that ALL of these stupid policies are being written by people who CLEARLY DON'T KNOW ANY TRANS PEOPLE PERSONALLY.
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I know, right? It is so clear that ALL of these stupid policies are being written by people who CLEARLY DON'T KNOW ANY TRANS PEOPLE PERSONALLY.
I also love chai and don't do caffeine, so I make my own decaf concentrate. It's quite straightforward and a quick trip to an Indian grocery store will get you all the spices you need! teague.bio/2015/01/29/c...
Chai Concentrate
Oh the weather outside is frightful …. now that winter has arrived in Boston for real, the only civilized way to survive is with lots of hot beverages. Here’s my favorite.
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November 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I also love chai and don't do caffeine, so I make my own decaf concentrate. It's quite straightforward and a quick trip to an Indian grocery store will get you all the spices you need! teague.bio/2015/01/29/c...