And from the rest of what she posts it sounds like they been long distance most of that time. He’s a military guy and they both look like high school seniors. Crazy lol anyway the arts exposes you to people from different walks of life clearly 😅 cause never ever in my life

It JUST hit me that she means “1 year of dating”. Lil matching clothes for 1 year of DATING! Getting engaged after dating for 9 months! What parallel universe

Also one daughter in your 30s is much more chic than a whole crew named “Ransack Marlboro” and “Bumrush Honeysuckle IV” before you’re old enough to rent a car

They had to focus on the least possible person to see oneself in or get along with lol

5. Claudia Dean, i don’t even care, I’ll mention by name because she earned it by playing dumb about the fact that her audience is literally kids who are barely old enough to have a phone, posting some weird shit about dancing off your Christmas lunch, and dismissing criticism of that choice

4. Miss Telemarketer

Intentionally posts the most blatant clickbait video titles to the point that it looks like spam. Stuff is unwatchable because you have your guard up that she’s going steal your social security number. Just talk normal girl

3. Miss Hollywood

She gets more snark and haters than I think she deserves. She hams everything up, and it’s annoying that she’s guesting with MAGA Ballet Academy for the views. But she is very clearly chasing the bag which I’m not going to complain about

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And all of that is fine! I respect being a private person like 99% of the population. But like she is the solution to her own problems. If you hate filming content, don’t film content. If you’re tired, eat something, and take a nap. You don’t *have* to do this lol

2. Miss Cagey

She always films like she’s got a g*n to her head, like she’d rather be somewhere else, will start a video with a title like “how much dancers get paid” and then be super weird at the end like “I’m not going to tell you how much I get paid”, sounds exhausted

1. Miss Clickbait

Filming doe-eyed teens reacting to things at a MAGA-aligned studio was a weird strategy to build a following, but okay I guess. I’ve softened to her after she’s shared more of her own dancing but she leans heavy into self-deprecation given her young audience

Product design, loss prevention, mechanic, software engineering manager, associate team member at Cinemark. These are all good contingency plans! They’re a great stepping stone to being a rapper but they shouldn’t be your Plan A

Rap is a renewable resource guys. just rap. Why are you on Indeed when you could be rapping

Signed, a ballet dancer eating chow mein with my fingers on hour 4 of a 5 hour rehearsal