Brett White
@brettwhite.bsky.social
Editor-in-Chief 💎 Pop Heist
Bylines ✍️ Decider, CBR, MTV News, Marvel
Drag 👠 Barb Hardly
I guess I'm in Minneapolis.
https://popheist.com/
brett at popheist dot com
Bylines ✍️ Decider, CBR, MTV News, Marvel
Drag 👠 Barb Hardly
I guess I'm in Minneapolis.
https://popheist.com/
brett at popheist dot com
I wouldn't mind being able to SPEND MONEY at Sunday's toy convention. So ... check out my T-shirts and buy some so I can spend said money?
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November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I wouldn't mind being able to SPEND MONEY at Sunday's toy convention. So ... check out my T-shirts and buy some so I can spend said money?
www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...
www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...
Macy's Parade going off the rails
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Macy's Parade going off the rails
Oh yes I will be repainting this stranger things van.
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Oh yes I will be repainting this stranger things van.
No, YOU spent your spare time and a sick day this week recording the ‘80s Cobra Order of Battle cover in Sunbow animation colors.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
No, YOU spent your spare time and a sick day this week recording the ‘80s Cobra Order of Battle cover in Sunbow animation colors.
If you read this far you deserve a photo of Gene Parmesan.
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If you read this far you deserve a photo of Gene Parmesan.
New lineup of late 80s Alpha Flight shirt designs, including my first ever front and back design
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www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
New lineup of late 80s Alpha Flight shirt designs, including my first ever front and back design
www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...
www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...
#JoeVember2025 Day 9: Strike A Pose
C'mon — you can't give a gay GI Joe fan the prompt "strike a pose" and *not* expect a recreation of the "Paris Is Burning" poster using some of the gayest, most queer-coded characters.
C'mon — you can't give a gay GI Joe fan the prompt "strike a pose" and *not* expect a recreation of the "Paris Is Burning" poster using some of the gayest, most queer-coded characters.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
#JoeVember2025 Day 9: Strike A Pose
C'mon — you can't give a gay GI Joe fan the prompt "strike a pose" and *not* expect a recreation of the "Paris Is Burning" poster using some of the gayest, most queer-coded characters.
C'mon — you can't give a gay GI Joe fan the prompt "strike a pose" and *not* expect a recreation of the "Paris Is Burning" poster using some of the gayest, most queer-coded characters.
#JoeVember2025 Day 8: Firefight
Not that compelling, since the 1:12 scale barbecue set I bought at a Five Below is lost. That woulda gone great with Barbecue. Instead, a firefight between my custom Sunbow Snake Eyes and Major Bludd.
Not that compelling, since the 1:12 scale barbecue set I bought at a Five Below is lost. That woulda gone great with Barbecue. Instead, a firefight between my custom Sunbow Snake Eyes and Major Bludd.
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
#JoeVember2025 Day 8: Firefight
Not that compelling, since the 1:12 scale barbecue set I bought at a Five Below is lost. That woulda gone great with Barbecue. Instead, a firefight between my custom Sunbow Snake Eyes and Major Bludd.
Not that compelling, since the 1:12 scale barbecue set I bought at a Five Below is lost. That woulda gone great with Barbecue. Instead, a firefight between my custom Sunbow Snake Eyes and Major Bludd.
#JoeVember2025 Day 7: Sneaky
Pythona sneaking up on Bazooka, who's eating a Fudgy Bar on duty (because of course he is). Does Pythona need to exert this much effort? Absolutely not. But she does. Because she's *that bitch*.
Pythona sneaking up on Bazooka, who's eating a Fudgy Bar on duty (because of course he is). Does Pythona need to exert this much effort? Absolutely not. But she does. Because she's *that bitch*.
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
#JoeVember2025 Day 7: Sneaky
Pythona sneaking up on Bazooka, who's eating a Fudgy Bar on duty (because of course he is). Does Pythona need to exert this much effort? Absolutely not. But she does. Because she's *that bitch*.
Pythona sneaking up on Bazooka, who's eating a Fudgy Bar on duty (because of course he is). Does Pythona need to exert this much effort? Absolutely not. But she does. Because she's *that bitch*.
While I could just slap things on a t-shirt like so many other people on TeePublic, I do recolor every single design and fix errors, like Storm Shadow's camouflage, and add in other elements. *I don't know why I am like this* I have work to do. Someone give me money.
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
While I could just slap things on a t-shirt like so many other people on TeePublic, I do recolor every single design and fix errors, like Storm Shadow's camouflage, and add in other elements. *I don't know why I am like this* I have work to do. Someone give me money.
Instead of coming here to "engage in the discourse" or whatever, I will come here to plug my GI Joe TeePublic designs, because I ... need income and this feels more likely to yield results than journalism lol
www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...
www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Instead of coming here to "engage in the discourse" or whatever, I will come here to plug my GI Joe TeePublic designs, because I ... need income and this feels more likely to yield results than journalism lol
www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...
www.teepublic.com/user/brettwh...
Day 3: Favorite Joe
Day 4: Sub Team (Rawhides)
Day 5: Favorite Cobra
Day 6: Leadership
Day 4: Sub Team (Rawhides)
Day 5: Favorite Cobra
Day 6: Leadership
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Day 3: Favorite Joe
Day 4: Sub Team (Rawhides)
Day 5: Favorite Cobra
Day 6: Leadership
Day 4: Sub Team (Rawhides)
Day 5: Favorite Cobra
Day 6: Leadership
Better late than never with #JoeVember2025, since my Joe collection is all I have access to right now.
So Day 1: Small Vehicle
Day 2: Cobra Troop Builder
So Day 1: Small Vehicle
Day 2: Cobra Troop Builder
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Better late than never with #JoeVember2025, since my Joe collection is all I have access to right now.
So Day 1: Small Vehicle
Day 2: Cobra Troop Builder
So Day 1: Small Vehicle
Day 2: Cobra Troop Builder
Can someone explain to me why Minneapolis is the only city I’ve ever been to that organizes comics with the series IN FRONT OF the divider. Every store. I’m losing my mind. This is a highly inefficient way of doing this, especially for long series!
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Can someone explain to me why Minneapolis is the only city I’ve ever been to that organizes comics with the series IN FRONT OF the divider. Every store. I’m losing my mind. This is a highly inefficient way of doing this, especially for long series!
Joint Slay — MAXIMIZE!!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Joint Slay — MAXIMIZE!!!
Uncharted territory here, packaging-wise.
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Uncharted territory here, packaging-wise.
Enter: mid-to-late '90s Storm, Robot Fighters wave, recolored to match the figure.
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Enter: mid-to-late '90s Storm, Robot Fighters wave, recolored to match the figure.
Greeting the trick or treaters of suburban Minneapolis
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Greeting the trick or treaters of suburban Minneapolis
Part of the fun (or mania, who can say) of making cardbacks for action figures that never received the classic, '90s Toy Biz treatment, is recoloring comic art to match the figure.
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Part of the fun (or mania, who can say) of making cardbacks for action figures that never received the classic, '90s Toy Biz treatment, is recoloring comic art to match the figure.
Everyone deserves to see photos from Gene Parmesan and Deloris Van Cartier's first Halloween in 2019.
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Everyone deserves to see photos from Gene Parmesan and Deloris Van Cartier's first Halloween in 2019.
Made a lot of tweaks and finished Blob's cardback. I think there's like, actual stuff going on outside of my Photoshop window but, I don't care.
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Made a lot of tweaks and finished Blob's cardback. I think there's like, actual stuff going on outside of my Photoshop window but, I don't care.