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Hodag
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Horror writer - musician @ Dark Watcher, Cynocephalus, Acrid Tomb - LoL esports enthusiast - https://linktr.ee/Hodag
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Dark Watcher RETURN with The Law of Bone and Sinew, a new ouroboric epic laid across the nightmarish canvas of the American frontier.

War Is God streaming now on all platforms, digital pre-orders available.

darkwatcher.bandcamp.com/album/the-la...
Much to be said about the state of epic fantasy television but I think the relentless chase to be the Game of Thrones Killer is what aggravates me. You can’t do that in Wheel of Time or Lord of the Rings! It’s stupid! You look stupid!
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Early 2000s historical epics used to smack so hard even when they were “bad”. There’s such a fundamental level to movies like Troy and The Patriot due to the casting and sets and costuming that would be absolute donkey turds now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Little Black Friday Deal! Dancers Beneath Shores of Fire is now pay what you want on Bandcamp! Enjoy! demonsluice.bandcamp.com/album/dancer...
Dancers Beneath Shores of Fire, by Demon Sluice
5 track album
demonsluice.bandcamp.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hey were you guys measuring from the top or bottom of the balls?
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Found out this weekend that my dad needs open heart surgery for a life-threatening condition and insurance is only paying for 50%.
I'm trying to raise what I can to help him afford it. If you want to help donations are appreciated.

Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal: [email protected]
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
They should make the instrument of drums be easier to learn for me specifically.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
😭 😭😭😭😭😭🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

How do I not end my shit after that
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
No likey Del Toro’s Frankenstein. Gorgeous set design and stuff but the script is garbage.
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
They should remix/remaster Cattle Decapitation’s Monolith of Inhumanity. One of the best albums ever but Im afraid the production makes it so hard to come back to.
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Just thinking about Teutonic black metal

brazenhorde.bandcamp.com/album/behold...
Behold! The Ashen Cross, by Brazen Horde
8 track album
brazenhorde.bandcamp.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Don’t ever get caught watching a movie with me unless you want to hear me callout who and where every actor is from.
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Just thinking about Teutonic black metal

brazenhorde.bandcamp.com/album/behold...
Behold! The Ashen Cross, by Brazen Horde
8 track album
brazenhorde.bandcamp.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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My SNAP benefits still haven't come in and I'm getting the runaround from DHHS. I REALLY need to go the grocery store. $150 could get me all the food I need for the rest of the month. Any help would be appreciated. #MutualAid

Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal: [email protected]
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Dug it a lot. Script could have used some sharpening but you’re always gonna get great images and great scares with a Perkins picture.
Going to see Keeper today. Reviews are mixed so Im very reassured it’s gonna be great 😎
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Going to see Keeper today. Reviews are mixed so Im very reassured it’s gonna be great 😎
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Miss when Lamp of Murmuur had mega sauce, like demos and first album era (that was like 2 years long but pretty much a century in black metal time).

All the aura’s gone.
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
That’s super cool that Stephen King is one of the most successful authors ever while looking like a literal mutant most of his life. It gives me a lot of hope.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I think all black metal should be listened to thru youtube streams, no to spotify, no to apple music, no to bandcamp even. Shitty youtube compression or nothing, the kvlt way.
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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In case yall forgot I wrote a 🔥 book of horror stories this year.

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Amazon.com
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November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
In case yall forgot I wrote a 🔥 book of horror stories this year.

a.co/d/7BbR2ie
Amazon.com
a.co
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
For all the yappery about how the terrible Game of Thrones finale was gonna completely wipe out its cultural footprint, it’s been completely the opposite. Still deeply beloved show, lot of dissemination thru memes and references, only fantasy franchise that’s produced a good spinoff in the 2020s.
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Can we stop with Jacob Elordi and Sydney Sweeney now?

It’s . . . too much.
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The first two Pluribus episodes are really cool so far. Typical Vince Gilligan excellence.
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Kinda fucked how this is gonna be the first end year retrospective where I can say I met a lot of long term goals; first full length album released, first book in print, first novel manuscript done and read by people.

And yet it feels like such a terrible no good year of struggle.
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM