Brett Erlich
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Brett Erlich
@bretterlich.bsky.social
Dir of Programming @ The Young Turks, Contributor @ ABC News Specials, Host of Happy Half Hour. Circus Hippo.
The Riyadh comics feel bad and are doing a makeup show in Gaza. They’re calling it The Bro-tilla. 🛥️🛥️⚓️🚤⛴️⛵️🎭🤣😹😂
October 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Genuinely asking are these literally the bullets or did a Fox graphics request say “give me anti ice bullets?”
September 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You can tell how messed up an era is by how ugly its celebrities are allowed to be.
August 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Yeah I may have lost a step or two but I still got it where it counts: growing thick black hairs out the side of my ears.
August 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I don’t have the energy to check. can someone tell me if The Bear people are still just yelling at each other about where the broccoli goes?
June 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Bro this is literally the first chapter in Scientology no joke. Look it up.
I mean yes, there is such a concept in Christianity. It appears quite notably in the letters of Paul, for instance, where it’s a concept he *relentlessly* argues against, and in the Gospel where it’s a concept Jesus very much repeatedly scorns. So it is technically in there!
January 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Reposted by Brett Erlich
NEWS

A Tesla Cybertruck has exploded at the entrance of the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas.
January 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It’s Christmas EVE not Christmas STEVE!!!!!

(Meant to send earlier)
December 31, 2024 at 12:08 AM
TV PITCH: Ryan Murphy style limited anthology series where each episode is a different family with a medical tragedy. Insurance won’t pay. One family member can’t handle it, and in the final scene of every episode, they gun down the CEO of the insurance company.
December 11, 2024 at 5:46 PM
More shitty ideas from South African billionaires who think they’re experts at media simply because they bought a media company.
December 7, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Seems pretty obvious his moms trying to be a good mom:
- telling him to stop being an asshole
- doing whatever it takes to get him a good job
But the clear takeaway is the guy sucks and shouldn’t be the Secy if Defense.
December 6, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Before today, the last time I went to the hat I ate so much I puked into a Fanta cup in the back of my friend’s Corolla coupe. 10/10 would recommend.
@bretterlich.bsky.social took me to "The Hat" in Simi Valley today and an order of fries reads more like a food challenge than a side.
December 2, 2024 at 3:38 AM
When you buy coffee at a restaurant you’re not buying A coffee. You’re buying a daylong coffee subscription.
November 30, 2024 at 7:43 AM
X is the exclusive domain of people who think Fight Club holds up.
November 28, 2024 at 7:10 AM
The manosphere man: wants you to love him but won’t be lovable.

Wants you to think he’s funny but doesn’t have a sense of humor.

Instead he just kind of acts like an asshole, then gets mad at you when you call him an asshole.

I love it. It’s hilarious.
November 26, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Social media networks are like streaming services but for your world view.
November 25, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Life hack: you can stay home and play with Barbies and make your own movie in your mind!

Life hack: you can enrich uranium in your basement while watching midsomar and create your own Oppenheimer featuring nude Flo Pugh!
July 23, 2023 at 6:32 AM
Big day for me. I was at a thing where I appeared on a small photo collage with the President. Winning. Hard.
June 18, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Status update: my tv turned on and randomly started blasting Sex and the City. Please advise.
June 16, 2023 at 6:18 AM
So I made a compilation of all the book burning moms reading the books they want banned and it’s hilarious.

https://youtu.be/1x9W8oGIz44
June 5, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Reposted by Brett Erlich
Lmao trump starting to paint desantis as fascist it begins!
May 30, 2023 at 2:34 PM
I think city millennials should colonize rural America
May 30, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Mrs Davis on peacock is weird and I love it more than I love you guys. Pay the writers.
May 30, 2023 at 1:21 PM
Can’t believe Desantis killed Tina Turner
May 25, 2023 at 6:07 AM