Being a Philadelphia sports fan sometimes causes brain aneurysms. For those new to sarcasm, I can’t help you.

Have a beer for Norm. 🍺

You are my sunshine ☀️.

So glad I got off of Facebook. It’s become a toxic place out there.

Yayyy

The current guy is using ICE as his own personal Gestapo. What’s even shameful is the Republicans in Congress know what he is doing is wrong, they just won’t do anything to stop him.

Go birds! 🦅

Thank you, President Carter. Thank you.

Honestly it seems like even Matt Gaetz’s plastic surgeon hates him. He looks even worse now. 😂

I swear if any MAGA voter cries at any point about the damage the orange man is about to do, I will just remind them that they voted for this and it’s all their fault. I promise not to be kind about it.

They can’t blame anyone but themselves. Hope they get everything they ever wanted when they voted for their cult leader. I don’t want to hear about it from them when they come crying about what they voted for.

Definitely, but don’t forget about the ear pads at the RNC this year. That was the sign that this is the dumbest and cultiest cult.

Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.

2 houses in my neighborhood put their Christmas lights up outside. I was walking my dog, Buddy, so I picked him up and let him look around at the lights. When I tell you this little guy was so mesmerized by the lights, he was in literal heaven.

Hate to break it to people, but in the wizard of oz book, the ruby slippers are actually sliver. They’re not ruby so wicked is actually sticking to the original novel.