Brett
brett.jungblut.net
Brett
@brett.jungblut.net
This is my bio. It says a few things about me and my varied interests.
Potato smashers jamming up the drawers
August 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
How much extra do they charge you to cook your own steak?
May 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Whelp, that’s SpaceX for ya.
March 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Are you happy with higher prices?

YES, NO, MAYBE SO!
February 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Can you post some verification that this is your real blue sky account on another trusted social? Appreciate it, thanks!
February 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This resonates
February 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Our new Transportation Secretary, Captain Obvious.
January 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Apple
January 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Leave Britney alone!
January 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
January 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So gay.
January 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It was the new white hood 8 years ago!
January 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Does he keep it parked at Moffett?
January 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hey man I got lids but no bottoms, maybe we could work something out?
December 14, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I got that little round scar on my arm and didn’t die of the pox
December 14, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Only because all the advertising left twitter.
December 14, 2024 at 12:34 AM
He did, and we can.
December 14, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Dr. Oz only has a hundo?
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of an american flag and says loo hoo-zuh-her
Alt: Dr. Oz is a loser!
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Holy shit you can share Apple Music on bsky.
December 11, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Felt nothing in Sunnyvale
December 5, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I did them both a few weeks ago. The next day was not my favorite.
December 3, 2024 at 4:27 PM
December 3, 2024 at 12:42 PM