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A bag of walnuts with the brand name “a boring life” and the flavor “SWEET & SPICY”
October 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Ad for presumably a dating service. We see a pale whites woman with blue eyes and black hair, blowing in a breeze, beside a Gibson guitar neck. Ad copy: No heavy stuff, except for the music Meet Metalheads.com Metal’s honor! Let me tell you what, this is definitely not a honeypot to catch lonely white power dinguses /s
September 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Photo of a clearly young man using some implement that looks like an electric toothbrush with an attached comb, seemingly to comb dye into his hair. The hair is shiny and graying. His moustache and beard appear to either be coated in bleach paste or whitened by a similar application of dye, but they are distinctly uncanny as though a medium-skilled Photoshopper did a rush job painting over a dark beard or painting on a fake white beard.
September 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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An ad for a transparent phone case, showing a new case and old dull/yellowed case side by side. Ad copy: “you’ll die before it yellows”
September 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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A thread: Terrible Products

Awful ads and/or products that I have not sought.
A section of greeting cards in a grocery store labeled: “Mother’s Day”, subtitled “Peeing Alone”
September 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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"you wouldn't blank a blank" meme format, with the text: You wouldn't fuck a clippy
August 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Generally I agree but I have to admit to containing multitudes:
A YouTube thumbnail image from The Bald and the Beautiful, a podcast featuring the drag queens Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamyolodchikova. The episode title “We are the CEOs of fierceness” is at the bottom in black on white text. We see both queens in split screen, in full drag. Trixie has one leg in the air. Katya winks at the camera
August 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Agent Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me - The Missing Pieces. A man in a black suit standing in a room with walls covered in red drapes. Closed caption: “Where am I? And how can I leave?” Definitely not a question many Americans are asking themselves rn /s
July 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Not beating the “every accusation is an admission” allegations
Pull quote from BBC sticker on Thom Tillis resigning from the Senate: On Sunday, Trump called Tillis “a talker and complainer”.
June 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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A black and white family portrait used in Twin Peaks: The Return. Andy Brennan, Lucy Moran, and Wally Brando’s heads are crudely and ineptly photoshopped onto what looks like a stock family Christmas photo.
May 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Also
Detail crop of the riotfest poster showing the inexplicable presence of The Beach Boys logo next to all the has-been pop punk bands. The logo is repeatedly circled in red, sloppily
April 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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We’ve achieved it: peak whiteness
A screenshot of an Instagram ad for Waffle House, with the text “20% off pickleball paddles”. A pair of these paddles sit splayed on a wood grain tabletop amidst several photogenically perfect plates of Waffle House food. Look, I spent a lot of time in Waffle Houses and I have genuine affection for them, but even I recognize this is the most “prole aiming for WASP petit bourgeois status” thing ever
April 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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The Snoqualmie River Valley, where about half of Twin Peaks was filmed, is truly a wonderful place, even in dreary February.
A photo of Mt. Si in North Bend, WA. A white coffee cup rests on a railing post the lower foreground. Between the two, a verdant and lightly rippling meadow bisected by a wire fence that runs horizontally across the middle ground. The mountain is blue from a cloudy sunrise, with just a hint of snow between the eastern two “knuckles”.
February 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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If only we could call them:
Photo of The Lone Gunmen, recurring characters on The X-Files known for their anti-government conspiratorial thinking and pure hearts.
February 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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A screenshot of the bear costume scene in The Shining, depicting a man in a tuxedo in flagrante delicto with a person wearing a full body bear costume. The Hamburgler is photoshopped into the picture just behind the bear person, er, furson.
November 25, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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Time, flat, circle, etc
A still image from the 2002 Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode “Interfection”, in which popup ads erupt into the real world.
May 11, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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A still from the season 5 episode “The Game” of Star Trek: The Next Generation, in which Wesley is forced to open his eyes by two sets of hands. The Apple Vision Pro is crudely superimposed over Wesley’s face.
February 9, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Isabelle Adjani in Possession (1980) smiling with tears in her eyes
December 30, 2023 at 5:08 AM
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Crust You and Pie
scene from Twin Peaks in which James, Maddy, and Donna perform the campy 50s rock ballad “Just You and I”
November 25, 2023 at 4:31 PM
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[watching Fargo] is…is Jennifer Jason Leigh using Alaska Thunderpussy’s legendary Mae West impersonation on Snatch Game as her accent reference?
Alaska Thunderpussy 5000 impersonating Mae West. Caption reads: “Why don’t you come on up and fuck me in the ass, sometimes?”
November 24, 2023 at 5:30 AM
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palate cleanser
A can of original / plain polar seltzer
September 19, 2023 at 7:56 PM