Brenton
brentonwilli.bsky.social
Brenton
@brentonwilli.bsky.social
History buff, Anti Fascist, Iron Chef wannabe, former Cribbage Champion of the Known Universe, Old school board gamer, Dyed in the wool Iowa Hawkeyes fan, Boisean since Y2K, Born without a Sarcastic bone...
Went on the city and cemetery bus tour in New Orleans today. Very interesting.
January 30, 2026 at 10:12 PM
When in New Orleans...
January 30, 2026 at 4:52 PM
It's Greek to me, but I just doctored up this frozen pizza with a little souvlaki seasoning. Should be a fine Pi....
January 27, 2026 at 5:57 AM
When you are about to call it a night and "Bridge of Sighs" by Robin Trower comes on. You gotta crack one more and stay up for that don't you?
January 26, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I tried Raising Cane's for lunch today and it was the most plain, boring unseasoned, flavorless chicken I have ever had in my life. I can't fathom what all the hype was about...
January 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
You know what they say. Go Bigfoot or go home...
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 AM
You know, people get bent out of shape about the weirdest things. Just try subbing a slice of ham for two pancakes at your friendly neighborhood IHOP and you'll see what I mean....
January 16, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I haven't been back in retail very long but, corporate bullshit is still corporate bullshit...
January 5, 2026 at 1:48 PM
How the hell does a 5-7 team get into a bowl game? How do they have the balls to even accept the invitation...?
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
So, the Facebook just reminded me that 13 years ago today, I freaked out my staff by announcing that I was dipping out early to see a Snoop Dogg show....
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I must be back in retail. Someone shit on the floor in aisle 8...
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm up to my ear balls in Christmas candy this morning so naturally this song is running through my head...

youtu.be/6bLOjmY--TA?...
Iggy Pop - Candy
YouTube video by IggyPopOnVEVO
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
So, I haven't been back in retail for very long but I've got a question and a hot take for you.
1) Who the fuck is Bluey?
2) I bet Clifford the big red dog could kick his ass...
December 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Look! It's a hot air balloon balanced on a power line above the Black Rock Coffee Bar...
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
On this Thanksgiving eve, it is imperative that you remember that
"You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant"
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Something tells me that [email protected] is not an official USPS email account. I'm definitely not downloading that image...
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's back!
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Dozed off in the chair. Woke up to Ana Popovic playing on the you tube followed by some Duke Tumatoe. If I didn't know better, I'd say I was dreaming...
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Okay, I'm not a big fan of In-N-Out, but every once in a while a late night/early morning mustard grilled double double with a whole grilled onion seems appropriate...
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I haven't owned a video game system since the Intellivision. I may have to get one of these...
www.theverge.com/news/801646/...
Atari’s resurrecting the Intellivision, one of its biggest competitors in the ‘80s
The Intellivision Sprint upgrades the original with wireless controllers, HDMI, and 45 built-in games.
www.theverge.com
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Reposted by Brenton
I taught my LL how to use Gmail because his wife is in Croatia (this weekend I set up Zoom for them, and could hear him playing guitar and singing to her from the barber shop under my kitchen). I was rewarded with a sheet pan of vegetables roasted in homemade butter with sage from the yard. 10/10.
October 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Waiter at IHop seems a little surly. This is going to be a fine dining experience...
October 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It still ain't football season!
October 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I just turned on the TV and The Price is Right is on. I haven't watched this show forever. Has it gotten dumber over the years...?
October 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Iowa State fans taking that loss today pretty hard...
www.kwqc.com/2025/10/03/p...
Police: Naked man high on cocaine causes $25K in damages at hotel
A man has been charged after police say he ran around naked at a hotel high on cocaine and caused over $25,000 in damages.
www.kwqc.com
October 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM