Brenton
@brentonwalters.bsky.social
CapsOffside on the ol' twitter. I like soccer shirts, playing soccer, watching soccer, coaching soccer, baking, eating, reading.
I just bought that shirt (not the actual one), absolutely love it.
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I just bought that shirt (not the actual one), absolutely love it.
Gonna frame this.
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Gonna frame this.
Really poor from Cody Gakpo on Forest's second goal. Totally fine in the set up, and then let's his man just waltz in to smack it home.
Set up well on the edge of the box. Then doesn't track the run. Then is not close enough to put pressure.
Set up well on the edge of the box. Then doesn't track the run. Then is not close enough to put pressure.
November 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Really poor from Cody Gakpo on Forest's second goal. Totally fine in the set up, and then let's his man just waltz in to smack it home.
Set up well on the edge of the box. Then doesn't track the run. Then is not close enough to put pressure.
Set up well on the edge of the box. Then doesn't track the run. Then is not close enough to put pressure.
Saw @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social getting harassed by cops.
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Saw @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social getting harassed by cops.
Did you vote for Montagliani?
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Did you vote for Montagliani?
Oh look, it's Vic Montagliani ! Oversaw the cover-up of sexual assault then climbed the FIFA ladder higher.
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Oh look, it's Vic Montagliani ! Oversaw the cover-up of sexual assault then climbed the FIFA ladder higher.
Cito Gaston is fucking gangster.
October 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Cito Gaston is fucking gangster.
If I offered you these options for which pass this professional soccer player chose, 1 through WTF, which do you think he chose?
Let me remind you that this man is paid money to play this sport.
Let me remind you that this man is paid money to play this sport.
October 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If I offered you these options for which pass this professional soccer player chose, 1 through WTF, which do you think he chose?
Let me remind you that this man is paid money to play this sport.
Let me remind you that this man is paid money to play this sport.
Something I made last year, because I am a normal person.
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Something I made last year, because I am a normal person.
Dear fubo: Your search function sucks donkey balls.
Just a few hours ago two teams with Vancouver in their name played a soccer game. I watched the first half on fubo. I would like to watch the second half.
Apparently it doesn't exist.
Just a few hours ago two teams with Vancouver in their name played a soccer game. I watched the first half on fubo. I would like to watch the second half.
Apparently it doesn't exist.
October 2, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Dear fubo: Your search function sucks donkey balls.
Just a few hours ago two teams with Vancouver in their name played a soccer game. I watched the first half on fubo. I would like to watch the second half.
Apparently it doesn't exist.
Just a few hours ago two teams with Vancouver in their name played a soccer game. I watched the first half on fubo. I would like to watch the second half.
Apparently it doesn't exist.
The great fig pick of 2025 was not very great this year. 1/5th as much as last year.
*sobs into palms*
*sobs into palms*
August 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The great fig pick of 2025 was not very great this year. 1/5th as much as last year.
*sobs into palms*
*sobs into palms*
I am not happy about where I am in life.
August 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I am not happy about where I am in life.
Everton doing everything they can to make Leeds feel welcome.
August 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Everton doing everything they can to make Leeds feel welcome.
Is the mechanic / MLS guy on Blue Sky?
Found his bizarro doppelganger trolling him:
Found his bizarro doppelganger trolling him:
August 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Is the mechanic / MLS guy on Blue Sky?
Found his bizarro doppelganger trolling him:
Found his bizarro doppelganger trolling him:
York are (somehow) playing a narrow backline with five defenders.
August 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
York are (somehow) playing a narrow backline with five defenders.
This shirt has me a Vermont Green fan. What a beauty.
August 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This shirt has me a Vermont Green fan. What a beauty.
July 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Fucking gutwrenchingly brutal. Imagine starving and having some hope because food trucks arrive but soldiers just massacre people.
July 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Fucking gutwrenchingly brutal. Imagine starving and having some hope because food trucks arrive but soldiers just massacre people.
Top eight movies of the century so far, according to film people that the NYT polled.
The only one I wholeheartedly agree with is No Country.
I haven't seen three of them (Moonlight, In The Mood, Parasite).
The only one I wholeheartedly agree with is No Country.
I haven't seen three of them (Moonlight, In The Mood, Parasite).
June 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Top eight movies of the century so far, according to film people that the NYT polled.
The only one I wholeheartedly agree with is No Country.
I haven't seen three of them (Moonlight, In The Mood, Parasite).
The only one I wholeheartedly agree with is No Country.
I haven't seen three of them (Moonlight, In The Mood, Parasite).
June 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Flowers in my front yard.
Dahlia, lupin, lavender, rose.
Dahlia, lupin, lavender, rose.
June 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Flowers in my front yard.
Dahlia, lupin, lavender, rose.
Dahlia, lupin, lavender, rose.