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"This is where, incredibly, the miracle of life begins, and the precise moment where a woman's right to choose ends."

"The disappointingly-flavoured soup that vomits from the penis contains millions of plucky young tadpoles which swim their way up through the female pipework towards an egg, and then kamikaze into it like a tiny 9/11 happening up a lady."

Boiled piss is the worst.

I bet she also changed the furniture, which subsequently boiled your piss, despite the fact that you're moving out in two weeks.