WEEPING

I've been told horses poop way more than they depict and I'm reminded why I have snakes over birds. If I'm going to have a weirdo animal, I'll clean up poop once a week rather than every day

I would love that! Did I miss your presentation or is it coming up?

Damn it's almost like the "death panels" they talked about were prophetic

And I know what you're thinking: Brennan, this looks like Steam trash!

I get it. Just try it if any of the above seems fun. As the top review stated, "This is the first game where I feel like I'm robbing the developer."

(Not sponsored, just addicted)

It functions like a critique with empathy while maintaining a light step, which seems like a minor miracle. I hope the creator and the game continue down this path.
Download the demo for free on Steam and you will be (unironically) hooked.

All this is accompanied by a beautiful soundtrack that ocassionally breaks through the ambient sounds of running, burning, and packaging.
The game caught fire after MoistCritikal played it and I am glad to be on the ground floor. It is the most fully realized, humorous/effective dealer simulator.

As you expand your empire, moving from basic weed to mixed with substances, to m*th, to c*caine, you begin to be increasingly harrassed by your customers and the police as the state you live in becomes clearer. And, from time to time, you find the bodies of your clients

You play as a dealer, starting from the bottom, in a near-future dystopia where there is a strict curfew. Everyone in your world is a potential customer, as you hear gunshots and screams at night. The world is littered with trash and no one holds any power except the cops and the dealers themselves.