Daniel Jay
@breakth-esystem.bsky.social
Junior Druid Wrangler (aka Founder) at @telemetrydeck.com. Likes tortillas. Can do Swift, Python and the JavaScripts
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Daniel Jay
@breakth-esystem.bsky.social
· Nov 29
Is it "data source" or "datasaurus"? 🦖 Quick, I need to know for a call with my boss
good morning you cuties is there coffee
November 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
good morning you cuties is there coffee
I do, in fact, not have time for a 15 minute call, so I've drafted a form letter that I'll try and send to every single one of these emails starting now.
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I do, in fact, not have time for a 15 minute call, so I've drafted a form letter that I'll try and send to every single one of these emails starting now.
You've heard of App Store Review, but have you heard about the 4-6 weeks waiting period for Google to review your Oauth App for Sign In With Google? 🤡
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
You've heard of App Store Review, but have you heard about the 4-6 weeks waiting period for Google to review your Oauth App for Sign In With Google? 🤡
ngl the Formula E gen 4 car looks DELICIOUS 😍
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
ngl the Formula E gen 4 car looks DELICIOUS 😍
Good morning, I have coffee for everyone who wants one! ☕️ Today I felt good checking the headlines for the first time in I don't even know how long.
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Good morning, I have coffee for everyone who wants one! ☕️ Today I felt good checking the headlines for the first time in I don't even know how long.
Home Sweet Home 😍
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Home Sweet Home 😍
Kinda getting tired of this jet set life
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Kinda getting tired of this jet set life
Still all about that jet set life style
October 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Still all about that jet set life style
Bitcoin or something, I'm not a physicist
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Bitcoin or something, I'm not a physicist
October 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Living that jet set life style 😴
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Living that jet set life style 😴
Ya boy went for another ride and is now, as the kids would put it, knackered
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Ya boy went for another ride and is now, as the kids would put it, knackered
Reposted by Daniel Jay
What the heck are namespaces, and why are we bugging our customers to finally move their data to one?
@breakth-esystem.bsky.social explains all the details in the blog: telemetrydeck.com/blog/namespa...
Spoiler: It's about #performance and #privacy 💥
@breakth-esystem.bsky.social explains all the details in the blog: telemetrydeck.com/blog/namespa...
Spoiler: It's about #performance and #privacy 💥
Introducing Namespaces | TelemetryDeck
🧡 Helping developers improve their apps with immediate, accurate and private analytics.
telemetrydeck.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
What the heck are namespaces, and why are we bugging our customers to finally move their data to one?
@breakth-esystem.bsky.social explains all the details in the blog: telemetrydeck.com/blog/namespa...
Spoiler: It's about #performance and #privacy 💥
@breakth-esystem.bsky.social explains all the details in the blog: telemetrydeck.com/blog/namespa...
Spoiler: It's about #performance and #privacy 💥
Have a good morning everyone 🐙
October 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Have a good morning everyone 🐙
This is how my day went
October 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
This is how my day went
Reposted by Daniel Jay
Some of us are having an especially amazing view during today's meetings...
October 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Some of us are having an especially amazing view during today's meetings...
This talk has been described as „ADHD friendly“ and „very fun“ 🤩
TelemetryDeck has been running Vapor to power its backend since its inception. In this video, Daniel Jilg is going to give us some lessons learnt!
youtu.be/Uvnp7bq6Hf0
youtu.be/Uvnp7bq6Hf0
Lessons learned from running a SaaS entirely on Swift Vapor - Daniel Jilg
🎥 Recorded at the ServerSide.swift conference in London in 2025.
🙌 Sponsored by Broken Hands: https://www.brokenhands.io
🐥 Twitter: https://twitter.com/swiftserverconf
🐘 Mastodon:…
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This talk has been described as „ADHD friendly“ and „very fun“ 🤩
Dark Matter oder so
October 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Dark Matter oder so
The next cold email that is "just following up to see if you've had time to look at our offerings" I will send an automated email back once every 4 days telling them that I'm just checking in to make sure they know I'm not interested.
October 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The next cold email that is "just following up to see if you've had time to look at our offerings" I will send an automated email back once every 4 days telling them that I'm just checking in to make sure they know I'm not interested.
A great advantage that speakers of English as a second language have, is the fact that all the little idioms and phrases and metaphors get explained to us and we can just learn them out of a book 😁
October 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
A great advantage that speakers of English as a second language have, is the fact that all the little idioms and phrases and metaphors get explained to us and we can just learn them out of a book 😁
Ready to record a new episode of my ✨HACKER PODCAST✨
October 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ready to record a new episode of my ✨HACKER PODCAST✨