Mar-a-Lago Airport looks grand,
Gold trim but a runway of sand.
The lights flicker out,
The baggage, in doubt,
The only destination: Magaland.

— you’re welcome 😉 ✈️🛫🛩️

Elon said, “Gov is too fat!”
So he slashed it - imagine that.
Now services crash,
But hey, check the stash -
His contracts are growing real fast…

#Doge #ElonMusk

Jamie scoffs, “Get back to your grind!
This WFH nonsense? Declined.”
But while we commute,
He’s chasing his loot,
Doing WFJ - Work From Jet, reclined.

✈️💼🍷

#JamieDimon #WFH #HybridWork #JPM #JPMorgan

Eg:

With matutolypea at dawn,
Trump rages till coffee is gone.
He shouts “DEEP STATE!”
While the charges inflate,
And his lawyers keep moving on.

- you’re welcome.

Eg:

Old Donald, so loud and ram-stam,
Spews nonsense as fast as he can.
He rants and he raves,
For loyalty craves,
Yet flips on his friends like a scam.

- you’re welcome.

Young Natalie scored quite a feat,
Part of the White House War Room elite!
But she can’t spell her title,
Perhaps her brainpower’s idle,
But hey, she looks great in a tweet…

- you’re welcome.

There once was a MAGA parade,
With Botox and implants displayed.
Their outfits were tragic,
Their tans looked like magic,
As they yelled “Ship ‘em back!” - but could barely spell “trade.”

- you’re welcome.

Vivek is leaving his post,
Slashing costs is what he’ll boast.
Here’s another great hack:
Give Elon the sack -
That’s the saving we need the most.

— you’re welcome ;)

A memecoin for MAGA’s big star,
It’s worth less than Trump’s failed memoir.
They called it “investment,”
But let’s be consistent -
Even Bitcoin would call this bizarre.

— you are welcome. 🙏