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For a man choked full of esoteric wisdom, he had very little idea what he was capable of. He knew himself but poorly. -Josiah Bancroft
JOOKS never lets me down
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
JOOKS never lets me down
Bro skipped leg day
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Bro skipped leg day
You need to be like Bill Simmons and use pop culture references like “this is like the Indians deciding to trade Ricky Vaughn”
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
You need to be like Bill Simmons and use pop culture references like “this is like the Indians deciding to trade Ricky Vaughn”
Remember when this was his players weekend jersey?
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Remember when this was his players weekend jersey?
I love Slow Horses but I can’t stand the theme song. The Jagger-ness of the vocals are cranked to 100 and it really grates on me. STRAAANGE STRAAANGE GAAYAAME
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I love Slow Horses but I can’t stand the theme song. The Jagger-ness of the vocals are cranked to 100 and it really grates on me. STRAAANGE STRAAANGE GAAYAAME
Hmm I can think of someone else who’s extremely controversial and a lot of people don’t like.
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Hmm I can think of someone else who’s extremely controversial and a lot of people don’t like.
Goblin Cock - which I agree is an elite band name - is a side project of Rob Crow from the indie pop band Pinback. I like when a musician shows they can excel in different genres.
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Goblin Cock - which I agree is an elite band name - is a side project of Rob Crow from the indie pop band Pinback. I like when a musician shows they can excel in different genres.
Look at Trump’s hand. God I hope it’s soon.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Look at Trump’s hand. God I hope it’s soon.
A paragon of masculinity
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
A paragon of masculinity
Do you remember Transformers? After my first election my good friend Optimus Prime offered to let me drive him around a little. He came to me and said, “Sir, I’d be honored if you’d sit in me and make vroom vroom noises.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Do you remember Transformers? After my first election my good friend Optimus Prime offered to let me drive him around a little. He came to me and said, “Sir, I’d be honored if you’d sit in me and make vroom vroom noises.”
He seems remarkably and consistently uninformed of current news for someone in such a position
November 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
He seems remarkably and consistently uninformed of current news for someone in such a position
Has this season shown us that the Commanders were more lucky than good last year?
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Has this season shown us that the Commanders were more lucky than good last year?
What about Max?
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
What about Max?
Out of context this looks rather ominous
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Out of context this looks rather ominous
Terry, are you ok? Are you ok, Terry?
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Terry, are you ok? Are you ok, Terry?
I’ve never been so frequently sick in my life as during my daughter’s first year
October 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I’ve never been so frequently sick in my life as during my daughter’s first year
@ grok what does he mean by this?
October 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
@ grok what does he mean by this?
What if there’s a fire?
October 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What if there’s a fire?
Thought he was gonna say it would blow a bubble
October 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Thought he was gonna say it would blow a bubble
I want unknowns in my coffee incest commercial like the good ol days
October 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I want unknowns in my coffee incest commercial like the good ol days
