Breakdancing Robot
@breakdancingrobot.bsky.social
Neither a breakdancer nor a robot. Land surveyor and retired hip-hop DJ. Terps, Spurs, and Commanders
Chicks dig it when you call them…Foids?
February 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Chicks dig it when you call them…Foids?
Worst mid-credits scene ever
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Worst mid-credits scene ever
Holy shit, now Aristocrat is a name that I haven’t seen in a long time..I think I tried to block it from my memory
January 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Holy shit, now Aristocrat is a name that I haven’t seen in a long time..I think I tried to block it from my memory
We used to have one in College Park called Virginia Gentleman that was just over half actual whiskey and the rest was grain neutral spirit…that was some rough stuff
January 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
We used to have one in College Park called Virginia Gentleman that was just over half actual whiskey and the rest was grain neutral spirit…that was some rough stuff
Might as well throw a medbed add-on in there
January 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Might as well throw a medbed add-on in there
The guy on the bottle seems vaguely threatening
January 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The guy on the bottle seems vaguely threatening
Poor Atticus got hung out to dry there
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Poor Atticus got hung out to dry there
Roughly five years ago my wife went into the trash chute room of our apartment and found a very sad looking orchid that someone had just discarded. She picked it up, gave it some TLC and it’s still with us today
January 9, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Roughly five years ago my wife went into the trash chute room of our apartment and found a very sad looking orchid that someone had just discarded. She picked it up, gave it some TLC and it’s still with us today
Practically a game of twister to avoid stating the obvious
January 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Practically a game of twister to avoid stating the obvious
Grapefruit and burnt rubber
January 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Grapefruit and burnt rubber
I’m imagining some sort of animatronic Brennan Johnson jerkily lifting and lowering a replica UEFA Cup endlessly inside a plexiglass box at the stadium
January 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I’m imagining some sort of animatronic Brennan Johnson jerkily lifting and lowering a replica UEFA Cup endlessly inside a plexiglass box at the stadium
Not sure about laws regarding adverse possession/acquiescence/prescriptive easements in Oregon, but if this trail has been openly used on private property with the knowledge of the previous owners, one of those statutes could potentially apply (surveyor spitballing here, not a real law talking guy)
December 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Not sure about laws regarding adverse possession/acquiescence/prescriptive easements in Oregon, but if this trail has been openly used on private property with the knowledge of the previous owners, one of those statutes could potentially apply (surveyor spitballing here, not a real law talking guy)
Skattebo maybe? Strikes me as the epitome of a meathead (which should qualify him for the All-Beef team)
December 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Skattebo maybe? Strikes me as the epitome of a meathead (which should qualify him for the All-Beef team)
Dr. Man is hysterical
December 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Dr. Man is hysterical
All these cities that they hate? These are where their favorite restaurants are! The places to be seen! They don’t want to leave their places of prestige and influence
December 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
All these cities that they hate? These are where their favorite restaurants are! The places to be seen! They don’t want to leave their places of prestige and influence
I always start singing that donkey song that the competition cheerleaders do their routine to at the end of Dodgeball
December 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I always start singing that donkey song that the competition cheerleaders do their routine to at the end of Dodgeball
“Craft” anything
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“Craft” anything
My buddy’s Honda Odyssey was just outrageously comfortable and pleasant to be driven around in
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My buddy’s Honda Odyssey was just outrageously comfortable and pleasant to be driven around in
Indian lunch buffet from Tiffin (RIP) in Langley Park, MD
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Indian lunch buffet from Tiffin (RIP) in Langley Park, MD
God help us if they reach Pi
December 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
God help us if they reach Pi