Feeling it today yeah 🫩

Call me a winter lantern coz my looks drive u crazy 😌

It's sloganized slopspeech. Everything is a dumbass catchphrase.

Booba 😵‍💫

Really does just happen like that sometimes, no use getting too hurt over it now

Nah

I guess so

The same thing I am :3

"Five-hundred Gyoza"

That's close to what I was thinking too. The idea that for most men, getting a career, house, and wife was the end goal of life. So they can be pathetically under-equipped for every other aspect of reality because their wives are supposed to handle it. Literally no incentive for personal growth.

Infomercial behavior is such a good way to describe it

You could read and understand what I wrote so you're already way ahead of the competition.