Having known quite a few baseball players in my life (not pro, but pro players gotta come from somewhere), I can pretty confidently say you're probably right 😅. I'd guess that the density of closeted men in baseball is probably higher too

And as long as they're not running mono-color, your opponent is probably running a mana base with as few basics as possible to fit all their utility lands

Path. It doubles as ramp if you're not hitting your land drops and have a few blockers

I guess it goes without saying I envision a life where my Pokémon aren't stored away in their ball.

I also factored in that I'm assuming I still have to do things like work and take care of them, so there's no way I was gonna make a team of 6 final stages Pokémon. Leafeon and Vikavolt can evolve from stones. And I also live in an apartment so Arcanine is out of the question lol

Piplup, Noibat, and Leafeon, my beloveds. And it'd be so easy and realistic to find a Rockruff, Growlithe, and Grubbin where I live. But I wouldn't have the free time to train them all to final stages so the evolved ones are the ones who evolve with an item but are small enough for an apartment

I'm seeing a lot of people vastly overestimating their available free time to be able to train a full party to their final stages. I still gotta work, man 😂

Ground types rock

My promos were Gamble and Deadly Rollick

We know you're the one responsible for caving, dumbass. You're about as opaque as a jellyfish.

I say do it until we can ban it at the federal level. Or trick Republicans into writing the bill themselves and then we all win.

I love this trios ability to keep adding layers of absurdity to a bit