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MJ
@brayfordbird.bsky.social
Basically just Pam from 'Gavin and Stacey' if she was from the north. Big fan of Eurovision, F1 and live music. Yapper of all things Eurovision with Phoenix ESC. Sad girl bangers hate to see me coming.
96. Self Esteem - Fucking Wizardry

So I'll leave you on read
I don't care how you feel about it
I wish you all the best
It was almost fun while it lasted
I say almost, I mean it
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
97. Soft Play - Punk's Dead

Johnny Rotten is turning in his bed
I was gonna say grave, but the fucker ain't dead
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
98. She Drew the Gun - Something For the Pain

Justice rolled like water and the paradigm shifted
Freedom was the reason, but the script had got twisted
And so we moved onto this significant junction
A legitimate function of the means of production
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
99. Wolf Alice - Smile

I have power, there are people who depend on me
And even you have time you wish to spend on me
And now you all think I'm unhinged
But wind it up and this honeybee stings
Did you think I was a puppet on strings?
Wind her up and this honeybee sings
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
100. Wet Leg - catch these fists

This always happens late at night
Some guy comes up says I'm his type
I just threw up in my mouth
When he just tried to ask me out
Yeah, don't approach me
I just wanna dance with my friends
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Unfortunately years of intense healing and therapy was all undone today.

Husband ordered us breakfast burritos and when the woman said 'Enjoy your food!' I replied 'You too!'
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This has absolutely killed me
October 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Theory? Passed it mate!
September 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Got a lil moth today!
September 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Turns out I just needed to do my hair and makeup and gossip with my friend
September 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UUUUPPP?!
August 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Oh hey!
August 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Crying in public after saying goodbye to my brother is never fun but Hong Kong was an absolute blast. Next stop, Sydney!
August 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Hong Kong skylines are 👌
August 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hong Kong hotel views
August 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
How I imagine Kasabian were waiting to go onstage at this festival I'm at while England v Spain went to penalties
July 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Tramlines Day 1!
July 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Today was horrendous and then to top it off Google sent me a photo montage of my dead cat with the caption 'Feline Good'

If you didn't laugh you'd cry ig
June 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The higher the hair the closer to God
June 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The rollers were on my side today
June 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
When someone asks what my type is, it's my beardy tatted weightlifter husband dancing to CMAT.

It's also his birthday today so happy birthday @tombrayford.bsky.social
June 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Fresh do!
June 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed
June 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Didn't need to hear Ethel Cain singing 'To love me is to suffer me' so early in the morning actually
June 4, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Not a bad view for working this weekend 😊
May 31, 2025 at 8:36 AM