Meritocracy... Er exemplars like Johnson, Truss, Kwarteng and Badenoch?

Happy Birthday Chris. Hope you enjoy many more revolutions around the sun!

Not sure what the exact emergency is, but I'm 90% certain it involved a) being naked and b) accidentally slipping and falling over backwards.

I did not. Ha!

Do you know what the sample size was for Wakefields' paper in the Lancet? 13. 13 hand picked individuals. That's not even big enough for a high school science project.

Cycle lanes are for bikes. The clue is in the title. Stop parking your fucking cars in them.

Having voted Labour all my life, I want nothing more than the total and irrevocable electoral oblivion of whatever this is *waves at genocide supporting government relishing performative cruelty and punching down at every opportunity* They need to be done. Less than 100 seats.

It's not you, I'm allergic to cats....

See: Malcolm Tucker. That is all.