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— SUSIE .ᐟ
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“ i don't trust anyone that won't eat my spit. ”
] LMFAO he wasn't really serious don't worry . i'm fine with being a fake real fan
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
] PLEADE !!!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
] this was always my biggest gripe with fanon underswap and why i like ts!underswap soooo much better
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
] hes not being actually serious dont worry
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
] but you're not a fake REAL fan...
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
] were fake real fans ... together 🤝
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
] he said this because i told him that aside from ts!us i never really got into any of the undertale au stuff
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
really? man.

for how much you talk about me when you think i can't hear you, heh. . . you'd think you were president of the susie fan club.

. . .

* ( she steps back. drops him. )

. . . shouldn'a brought up your mom. that was stupid.

. . .

don't talk about kris.

* ( she turns and walks away. )
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM


lemme tell you a secret.

. . . i don't LIKE doing this.

this shit isn't FUN, for me.

but. . . you're not gonna take me seriously anyway.
. . . so i might as well make it somethin' you won't forget, right?
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
* ( . . . she could. she could hurt him. she could tear him to shreds, right here. she could sink her teeth into his stupid feathered face. bury her claws into his chest. that'd shut him up. )

* ( . . . )

* ( she backs up just a little, almost involuntarily. )

November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
yeah man ?
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM

nobody likes you. nobody likes your stupid jokes. nobody thinks you're funny, not even your own dad.

quit makin' it everybody else's problem.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
then STOP. TREATIN'. MY FRIEND. LIKE THE BUTT, OF YOUR GODDAMN JOKES.

* ( with each pause in her words, she takes a step forward, until she's so close he can feel her breath hot on his face. a clawed hand grabs him by his bowtie, lifts him up—and she slams him against the wall, her teeth bared. )
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
] AHH ? THANKS !??
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
* ( through a mouth stuffed full of gummies, )

these are good as shit dude
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
] THANK YOU . me whenever its time to write susie seriously
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November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
* ( grabbing them and dumping them all into her mouth immediately )
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
. . . thanks. love ya too, kris.

* ( a small, pointy-toothed grin. )
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
man. is pointing out that she's dead like some kinda insult to you?

y'know, when people die, i thought you were s'posed to, like. . . respect their wishes 'n shit.

man. . . that sucks, huh? that her dying wish was apparently for her son to be a heartless douchebag.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
is, uh. later okay? . . . sorry. just kinda pissed off right now.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
. . .

nah. it's whatever.
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
yeah. yeah no you're so right.
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
hoooly shit. ??? dude why'd you bring those
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM