Charnian
brassarapaima.bsky.social
Charnian
@brassarapaima.bsky.social
Grasshoppers get to live this reality every day
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Got on the Mudfossil Fit
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"Like their younger counterparts, Ancient Gilstrexis fuse with the bodies of their mates. Ancients will more than likely have multiple mates, forming a large mound of protruding gill surfaces around their throat. They are almost totally free from having to surface- rising only to give birth."
October 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"As a Gilstrexis ages, its light-producing muscle batteries take on the secondary purpose of electric batteries. A fully-developed Ancient can produce powerful electrical shocks- powerful enough to incapacitate or kill large animals. "
October 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"An unusual adaptation they possess is their sexual dimorphism. Males are tiny creatures which latch onto females, fusing to their bodies and morphing into a set of gills. With this method, they ensure that their mates rarely have to surface for air, and gives females an easy means of reproducing."
October 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"Gilstrexis are unusual sea Serpents specialized in deep water. Their bodies are long and dark, with spined frills used to deter predators. The Gilstrexis’ most notable feature are their rows of bioluminescent dots. These they use for attracting prey and communicating with others of their species."
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Draw her filling out a job application
October 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hornet smuggling the entire kingdom of Pharloom out of the store
October 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I really like the cover design for this one
October 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Also they took out the apple juice gag, which is an unforgiveable crime in and of itself
September 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Nor can you really do that with its internal mechanics, which I think the pilot also does a poor job explaining.
September 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
You just can't take something like Homestuck, which is like 80% inter-character banter, and condense it into 11 minutes.
September 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I didn't hate the pilot, but it tried to do way too much in too little time, and removed a lot of the bits from those points in the story that made it entertaining.
September 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"You don't understand, the death maze is an absolutely critical addition to my palace."
September 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Maybe if the Pale King didn't spend all the tax money on a castle full of mechanical saw blades and thorns he would've found a proper way to save the kingdom idk
September 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
And gave the Soul Sanctum carte blanche to experiment on people and rip the life force out of their bodies. There's no shortage of awful thinks PK did or allowed for and being less of a colonizer than GMS doesn’t redeem him in the slightest.
September 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It's really weird that GMS's actions have led a lot of people to flip their opinions and say the Pale King did nothing wrong. Like yeah he was way more benevolent as a ruler but he also killed so many of his own children that their bodies form a geologic stratum under his kingdom.
September 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Yeah I don't think the Hive is anyone's favorite area. The visuals and lore are interesting, but even after Hive Knight was added in the Lifeblood Update it was pretty empty.
September 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I mean they're good games, but selling a port for full price is a bit much.
September 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You've got to be kidding me
September 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Nintendo essentially re-releasing their most infamously disliked console is a really bizarre move.
September 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM