Wendy
@branwenshoop.com
lesbo cybersplatterpunk / early koei apologist / game dev in pgh @pinkhoneycomb.com. extremely retired from songwriting + the record business. bumouts/minors/AI dipshits d.n.i.
I imagine we'll hear about it either by the end of May or never again.
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I imagine we'll hear about it either by the end of May or never again.
This was always my "nail it, then deeply regret it tomorrow" song. But to be fair, the amount of free drinks and women's phone numbers I wound up with made it worth it! youtu.be/k6PgftKbQnQ
The Cult - Love Removal Machine HD
YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 12:55 PM
This was always my "nail it, then deeply regret it tomorrow" song. But to be fair, the amount of free drinks and women's phone numbers I wound up with made it worth it! youtu.be/k6PgftKbQnQ
"ELOVEVO" is deeply powerful in all caps
January 22, 2026 at 4:55 PM
"ELOVEVO" is deeply powerful in all caps
We regret to inform you that due to excessive applause and laughter from the Contestant Chamber, the Sock Cylinder has been removed from the Playfield.
January 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
We regret to inform you that due to excessive applause and laughter from the Contestant Chamber, the Sock Cylinder has been removed from the Playfield.
We repeat, please hold your applause until the Sock Cylinder has stopped rotating, or no one will receive a free pair of socks.
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
We repeat, please hold your applause until the Sock Cylinder has stopped rotating, or no one will receive a free pair of socks.