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Brandon Millman
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Voted Madison's next top ambivert & your new best friend. Just the guy who does the thing. Once featured in The Washington Post Magazine. TV lover.
"Why are you so obsessed with me?!" #CatsOfBluesky
December 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
December 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Regardless of what you think of Epic or MyChart, this is a weird way of trying to score points with your base, especially when you call the company "woke" in the filing itself.
December 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong Wisconsin meteorologists, but I feel as if today is the first day since Thanksgiving or so that we've had temperatures above freezing here in Madison, at least.

*cues Hallelujah chorus*
December 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The journalist in me just couldn't help but to search official sources to see what the name & logo of the new Madison USL W League will be, before it's officially revealed tonight.
December 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
🚩🚩🚩

I know if I was a citizen of any other country, I wouldn't submit to this. Doesn't matter the fact I have nothing to hide, it's just wrong, full stop.

⛔ Sorry folks, America's closed. The xenophobes out front should have told you. ⛔
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Isn't it funny they always say that after the end of litigation?
December 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Hey @cardsagainsthumanity.com... Bruno here isn't a model, and doesn't want to model. But since he won't move, he has become a model.

You're welcome.
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Interesting. I did not know about this contest.
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This entire article, I couldn't agree more.
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Then it should at least have Miss Cleo... at least that was mildly entertaining in the right state of mind.
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I also feel empowered to say that, because it wasn't all that long ago when Marshall (as Billy Bob Thornton might say) opened a can of whoop-up in South Bend.

(sure, the score says 26-21, but it was no doubt embarrassing for the Irish so much, it *felt* like a beatdown.)
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Gonna watch 'The Blues Brothers' for him.
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
TFW you see a screenshot of a news item about a former co-worker long ago, accused of misdemeanor assault and child abuse charges, on a random person's Linkedin post bemoaning another white man behaving badly while other races and sexes are vilified and punished harder...

2025, y'all.
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Hmmm, I wonder if anything else could be at play here...
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
*cue the John Mellencamp 'Small Town' vibe* #Wisconsin
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Even though we're practically next door to Madison, we're still in a small village, where neighbors help neighbors.

And we're lucky to have a neighbor with access to a Bobcat to clear the driveways.

Because the kind act of one neighbor just saved us HOURS of trying to shovel it all. 😂 #Wisconsin
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The polar vortex is about to descend on us, sticking around for pretty much the first half of December. So most of this snow isn't going anywhere anytime soon. #Wisconsin
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The morning after. Local estimates put the final snowfall amounts at just over 8 in. That's on the very low end of the final predictions, and we're happy that turned out to be the case.

Just east of Madison, we're also lucky we live on a state route as well. #Wisconsin
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If I see you referring to winter storms by their "names" in any serious manner... well, that's enough of a 🚩🚩🚩 for me to possibly block you.
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Fun With Catnip: Part II

#CatsOfBluesky
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM