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🏳️‍🌈 he/him in brooklyn
large disco fries
December 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
realized i went down a size this year and spent yesterday trying on some old band shirts from storage
December 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
one nice thing is that my back has been doing a lot better over the last few weeks and i've been cleared to start going back to the gym again
December 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
santa says six seven
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
hairscut
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
fork found in kitchen more at 11
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
getting ready for our holiday party
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
me, a former alter boy, explaining to my jewish fiancé the various vestments and the difference between a monsignor and a priest multiple times over the 18 months
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
we did it
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
we are cooking the turkey this year, pray for mojo
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
drop a selfie right now (not yelling)
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
drop a selfie right now (not yelling)
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
may i humbly suggest "peggys"
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
out-of-time-fashion kid is underrepresented in our culture. we had a kid in high school in the 2000s everyone called "cap" because he literally dressed like captain from captain & tennille (navy turtleneck, captain hat, sometimes cardigan) every day. no bullying, he was beloved.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
this is going to be every dem senate primary challenger in 2026
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
post you from a different era

2010 lmao
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
new york is back baby nygroove.nyc/r/074c544c?m...
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
got this @bikenewyork.bsky.social email this morning and thinking about how wild and important it is we have a cyclist mayor.

he takes citibike on a regular basis!
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
the last 15 minutes was absolutely why i didn't but libbing commence
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
when you see house on the list
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
spent my birthday as god intended (waiting on an extremely delayed flight at a midwest airport)
November 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
save me, NATE representing the 1920s
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM