Cretaceous Era June 🏳️⚧️
@bramley.cx
Web polyglot and firm believer in the request/response cycle.
Increasingly queer as time goes on.
Owner of a chronic illness.
My favorite dinosaur is Triceratops, with Ankylosaurus being a fairly close second.
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Increasingly queer as time goes on.
Owner of a chronic illness.
My favorite dinosaur is Triceratops, with Ankylosaurus being a fairly close second.
🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵💛🤍💜🖤🩷💜💙🖤🩶🤍💜
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Limeade is better.
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Limeade is better.
"I'm so peaceful I'm going to invade your country to take the award away from you" is just... I mean, if we didn't have to live through it, it would make some amazing TV.
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"I'm so peaceful I'm going to invade your country to take the award away from you" is just... I mean, if we didn't have to live through it, it would make some amazing TV.
Now it's time to rejoin Expedition 33
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Now it's time to rejoin Expedition 33
That’s a remarkably good point
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
That’s a remarkably good point
Like, how do people not see that? How does this emotionless husk have viewers?
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Like, how do people not see that? How does this emotionless husk have viewers?
Do I smell the setting for an RPG adventure?
December 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Do I smell the setting for an RPG adventure?
Very picturesque, and the calmest it will be for days, I’m sure.
December 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Very picturesque, and the calmest it will be for days, I’m sure.
And here I am ordering iced coffee when it’s 0°C out. Would blow that barista’s mind.
December 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
And here I am ordering iced coffee when it’s 0°C out. Would blow that barista’s mind.
You misunderstand. The soup is for the weddings of people they like and the cookies are for the weddings of people they hate.
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You misunderstand. The soup is for the weddings of people they like and the cookies are for the weddings of people they hate.
It brings me no end of joy that this is still running!
December 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It brings me no end of joy that this is still running!
Congratulations!
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Congratulations!
Amazingly, people hear this said with a straight face while their parents are getting boned by grocery bills, increased prices from tariffs, and about to get absolutely whalloped by insurance premiums.
December 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Amazingly, people hear this said with a straight face while their parents are getting boned by grocery bills, increased prices from tariffs, and about to get absolutely whalloped by insurance premiums.
It’s just a Gift of the Magi story, but it’s so sweet. You can’t not love Muppets.
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It’s just a Gift of the Magi story, but it’s so sweet. You can’t not love Muppets.