RFK Jr's Brain Worm
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RUMORS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. #BrainWorm
I bet it smelled delightful inside that closed carriage.
September 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I bet it smelled delightful inside that closed carriage.
Ok but for the record, an absolutely fried brain is delicious, and for that I thank him.
September 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ok but for the record, an absolutely fried brain is delicious, and for that I thank him.
Hopefully it'll be as successful as his military parade. Very exciting.
September 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Hopefully it'll be as successful as his military parade. Very exciting.
Kash Patel, aka my pal Marty's house.
September 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Kash Patel, aka my pal Marty's house.
In all fairness, I did eat his prefrontal cortex. It tasted weird, though. Like an uncooked hotdog.
September 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
In all fairness, I did eat his prefrontal cortex. It tasted weird, though. Like an uncooked hotdog.
Not to toot my own horn, but I told him to say that. I'm pretty much running the show up here.
September 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Not to toot my own horn, but I told him to say that. I'm pretty much running the show up here.
Whenever a child dies from a preventable illness, he becomes giddy with happiness. A wave of joy washes over him like the cool water of a feces contaminated river.
September 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Whenever a child dies from a preventable illness, he becomes giddy with happiness. A wave of joy washes over him like the cool water of a feces contaminated river.
I'm just a worm with a low IQ, but even I know this is stupid and untrue.
September 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I'm just a worm with a low IQ, but even I know this is stupid and untrue.
Meanwhile I've been doing the Macarena up in here and stuffing my face.
September 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Meanwhile I've been doing the Macarena up in here and stuffing my face.
Zuckerberg was born a worm but has somehow grown into a janky facsimile of a human male. My entire community is suspicious.
September 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Zuckerberg was born a worm but has somehow grown into a janky facsimile of a human male. My entire community is suspicious.
You know the part of his brain that controls conscience? I ate it.
September 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You know the part of his brain that controls conscience? I ate it.
I'm sorry, you guys. 😔
September 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm sorry, you guys. 😔
Maybe in my next life
September 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Maybe in my next life
And yet somehow I manage.
September 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
And yet somehow I manage.
That's the spirit.
September 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
That's the spirit.
HI AMY! My friend Harry and his family asked me to tell you that your brain matter is delicious.
September 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
HI AMY! My friend Harry and his family asked me to tell you that your brain matter is delicious.
I can personally confirm that every time a child dies of a preventable illness, RFK Jr. does a little dance, sings "We Are the Champions" and pumps his fist in the air.
September 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I can personally confirm that every time a child dies of a preventable illness, RFK Jr. does a little dance, sings "We Are the Champions" and pumps his fist in the air.
Can confirm. His brain tastes like solidified vomit. But, hey, a guy's gotta eat.
September 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Can confirm. His brain tastes like solidified vomit. But, hey, a guy's gotta eat.