Kat 🧀
@brainjumble.bsky.social
Language, castles, countryside, music, sci-fi, painting/sketches (off and on – work in progress). Dual national (UK/FR). Translator (DE/FR->EN) and proofreader (EN).
Originally from Nottinghamshire; now in Essonne via Oxford, Durham, Hamburg and Geneva.
Originally from Nottinghamshire; now in Essonne via Oxford, Durham, Hamburg and Geneva.
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Frosty out today 🥶🍄
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Frosty out today 🥶🍄
France is one of the few remaining countries to provide its potholes with the appropriate training prior to deployment.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
France is one of the few remaining countries to provide its potholes with the appropriate training prior to deployment.
Buying a kettle in 1990: go to shop. Pick one of the five available kettles.
Buying a kettle now: infinite kettles are available. Do you want one that glows? Do you want one that sings lullabies? This one can do your shopping for you! Just keep scrolling. The perfect kettle will appear eventually.
Buying a kettle now: infinite kettles are available. Do you want one that glows? Do you want one that sings lullabies? This one can do your shopping for you! Just keep scrolling. The perfect kettle will appear eventually.
an elderly woman is crying and says it 's been 84 years ...
Alt: An elderly woman in a green top looks tired and says "it's been 84 years ..."
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Buying a kettle in 1990: go to shop. Pick one of the five available kettles.
Buying a kettle now: infinite kettles are available. Do you want one that glows? Do you want one that sings lullabies? This one can do your shopping for you! Just keep scrolling. The perfect kettle will appear eventually.
Buying a kettle now: infinite kettles are available. Do you want one that glows? Do you want one that sings lullabies? This one can do your shopping for you! Just keep scrolling. The perfect kettle will appear eventually.
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Excellent piece by a survivor of the Sarajevo snipers who Britain took in as a child refugee.
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Excellent piece by a survivor of the Sarajevo snipers who Britain took in as a child refugee.
All the cars in town are noticeably orange this morning because of Sahara dust 😂
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
All the cars in town are noticeably orange this morning because of Sahara dust 😂
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Paint me like one of your French dogs
#MontyTheSpringer
#MontyTheSpringer
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Paint me like one of your French dogs
#MontyTheSpringer
#MontyTheSpringer
Ha just remembered the kids used to say "space château" instead of space shuttle 😂
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Ha just remembered the kids used to say "space château" instead of space shuttle 😂
WEEKEND.
*sets out-of-office and runs away*
*sets out-of-office and runs away*
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
WEEKEND.
*sets out-of-office and runs away*
*sets out-of-office and runs away*
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Bank holiday today because it's Armistice Day. No merch on sale because we don't celebrate War Christmas here, we have a ceremony in town to remember the fallen. As it should be.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Bank holiday today because it's Armistice Day. No merch on sale because we don't celebrate War Christmas here, we have a ceremony in town to remember the fallen. As it should be.
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The BBC isn't perfect, but it belongs to Britain not Trump.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The BBC isn't perfect, but it belongs to Britain not Trump.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
Political leaders across the UK must unite in defending its independence from the White House.
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it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
it's not 'performative' if you're taking pictures of random fucking strangers reading. they're just reading! you're the creepy one!
Got bored. Meet Duckter Who.
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Got bored. Meet Duckter Who.
So ready for the weekend 🥱
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So ready for the weekend 🥱
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Ah, which reminds me of the best tweet of all time.
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Ah, which reminds me of the best tweet of all time.
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?
This.
This is what you get.
This.
This is what you get.
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?
This.
This is what you get.
This.
This is what you get.
I love autumn evenings 🥰
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I love autumn evenings 🥰
Daughter drew my portrait and made a point of telling me she'd specifically included my eye bag because apparently I look "tired quite a lot" 🥹
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Daughter drew my portrait and made a point of telling me she'd specifically included my eye bag because apparently I look "tired quite a lot" 🥹
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A friend told me he had been clearing out his gran’s house. The most amazing thing he found there was this knitted effigy of the man who had run off and abandoned my friend’s pregnant aunt. Into the effigy had been stuck twenty knitting needles: one for every year since the man had vanished.
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A friend told me he had been clearing out his gran’s house. The most amazing thing he found there was this knitted effigy of the man who had run off and abandoned my friend’s pregnant aunt. Into the effigy had been stuck twenty knitting needles: one for every year since the man had vanished.