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I used to be on Twitter - but then a right-wing manchild took over..
Millie Bobby Brown in those YT adverts for Dubai are genuinely sad. She's a young woman.. actively promoting a fucking regime that controls women. What the actual fuck? Is money tight, Millie?
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Millie Bobby Brown in those YT adverts for Dubai are genuinely sad. She's a young woman.. actively promoting a fucking regime that controls women. What the actual fuck? Is money tight, Millie?
I'm a simple man. I want my politicians boring, the fascists dead, and my newsreaders busty.
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I'm a simple man. I want my politicians boring, the fascists dead, and my newsreaders busty.
I'm just going to presume I'm too hot to be taken seriously and move on..
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm just going to presume I'm too hot to be taken seriously and move on..
I'll be getting my bumper Christmas Radio Times tomorrow..
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'll be getting my bumper Christmas Radio Times tomorrow..
Seeing as one grandma was a judgemental tool, and the other went quite mad at the end.. no.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Seeing as one grandma was a judgemental tool, and the other went quite mad at the end.. no.
I DO have a hobby..
December 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I DO have a hobby..
I prefer the old days, when my biggest concern was which Spice Girl I wanted to fuck.
Sporty - obviously. I'm in for the long haul.
Sporty - obviously. I'm in for the long haul.
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I prefer the old days, when my biggest concern was which Spice Girl I wanted to fuck.
Sporty - obviously. I'm in for the long haul.
Sporty - obviously. I'm in for the long haul.
Well, I for one didn't think that Sylvestor Stallone would be a right-wing arse lick- oh no, wait a minute.. yeah. Makes sense actually. As you were.
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Well, I for one didn't think that Sylvestor Stallone would be a right-wing arse lick- oh no, wait a minute.. yeah. Makes sense actually. As you were.
Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account..
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account..
Condorman?! NO!!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Condorman?! NO!!!
I love it when YouTubers who cover serious topics segue to the ad-read.
"..and it was then that Stalingrad truly became hell on earth.. but what's NOT hell on earth is the latest Thai green curry meal kit from BoxdFresh!"
"..and it was then that Stalingrad truly became hell on earth.. but what's NOT hell on earth is the latest Thai green curry meal kit from BoxdFresh!"
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I love it when YouTubers who cover serious topics segue to the ad-read.
"..and it was then that Stalingrad truly became hell on earth.. but what's NOT hell on earth is the latest Thai green curry meal kit from BoxdFresh!"
"..and it was then that Stalingrad truly became hell on earth.. but what's NOT hell on earth is the latest Thai green curry meal kit from BoxdFresh!"
I think 'Ladbaby' doesn't really exist. It's a psy-op. There's no songs..every picture is AI. This a national delusion meant to keep us WEAK. THE LADBABYFICATION OF OUR NATION IS AN ATTACK ON OUR RIGHTS, OUR IDENTITY, AND SPERM COUNT!
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I think 'Ladbaby' doesn't really exist. It's a psy-op. There's no songs..every picture is AI. This a national delusion meant to keep us WEAK. THE LADBABYFICATION OF OUR NATION IS AN ATTACK ON OUR RIGHTS, OUR IDENTITY, AND SPERM COUNT!
Introduce yourself by naming 5 of your sleep paralysis demons:
Cinder Tom
The blood monkey
Guttural McKenzie
Wendy the twat
Pop-eyed Vasquez
Cinder Tom
The blood monkey
Guttural McKenzie
Wendy the twat
Pop-eyed Vasquez
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Introduce yourself by naming 5 of your sleep paralysis demons:
Cinder Tom
The blood monkey
Guttural McKenzie
Wendy the twat
Pop-eyed Vasquez
Cinder Tom
The blood monkey
Guttural McKenzie
Wendy the twat
Pop-eyed Vasquez
So, the 'Your Party' will be run by everyone, not the two people who were fighting to lead it.
This will be excellent and have only positive effects on cohesion, messaging, and policy making.
This will be excellent and have only positive effects on cohesion, messaging, and policy making.
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
So, the 'Your Party' will be run by everyone, not the two people who were fighting to lead it.
This will be excellent and have only positive effects on cohesion, messaging, and policy making.
This will be excellent and have only positive effects on cohesion, messaging, and policy making.
Today, I have been to a supermarket, walked the dog, cleaned a sofa (don't ask), shifted and put together a treadmill, put up the Christmas decorations, AND made wicked smart fajitas.
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Today, I have been to a supermarket, walked the dog, cleaned a sofa (don't ask), shifted and put together a treadmill, put up the Christmas decorations, AND made wicked smart fajitas.
I managed to survive a quick trip to Morrisons, take THAT Satan!
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I managed to survive a quick trip to Morrisons, take THAT Satan!
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The only Star Trek series I regard as canon is the 70s animated one.
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The only Star Trek series I regard as canon is the 70s animated one.
But when is it Mens-budget day?..
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
But when is it Mens-budget day?..
"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden wurst"..
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden wurst"..