Theres no way this man can wipe his own ass

Oh man, i have a bag for the same type stuff, and the joy that i experienced when i discovered that it fit exactly in my tacoma under seat storage 😍😍😍

I feel like this came from texas, not positive but it feels right

Whew buddy. Talk about rejecting the evidence of your eyes and ears.

After dark! After dark!

Love this for all yall

Redder than a pissed off brian kelly

Lol fucking losers.

Aint gonna win any wing shooting awards with it, but itll fire

Man you can get a serviceable 12ga pump from bass pro for half that

My parents in south al got snow, we sitting here in bham like 😐😐😐

Abolish ICE is easy and doesn't require explanation. Its your triangulation and moderation that requires explanation.

Pathetically weak tea. Get your head out of your consultant's ass and talk to your constituents

Lol nope

If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire

Sounds cool! Those albums are pretty intricately mixed too and i dont think ive ever heard em like that

Slow the fuck down

The same way hes going to invade greenland. Hes just going to do it and no one will stop him.