Aaarg, my head, quick put on some Muddy Waters!

Snarky attitude sold seperately.

Binoculars! They are an important tool used by pretty much every hard core star hopper you will ever meet. That said, your kid knows the difference between binoculars and a telescope and they wanted the telescope and now they hate you. Worst Christmas ever.

oh da lawd liftin lightnin son a cod eyed joe jebus jumpin.

One little mistake.

We will fling them like a piano.

In movies they jump back to a point in the past and then move forward in time. To truly go backwards in time, you would drive your car backwards while the gas tank filled up, you would un-cook your food, to be returned to the store, and I don't even want to think about going to the bathroom.

That guy winds up getting killed by a gay nazi. Not sure that figures directly into your point but I didn't want the full weirdness of the reference to get lost.

Astronomically, we're all star farts.

Thank you. These will be very useful for my intro to astro course.

I call it science when people gravitate towards more reliable methods of discovery.

Good call. Mine was switched off.