The onion will go bankrupt because the way the world is going, nothing they can make up will be parody, just prophecy.

Uhg, giving me ptsd from when my dad fell for an online "lady" scammer. Thankfully everything was eventually worked out but thousands of dollars were lost. Was one of the toughest things I ever went through.

"yeah but if we don't reelect them and demand better, then the fascists will win"
Says every damned liberal while currently living under fascism.

A lot of people criticizing Kirk after he was murdered DID lose their jobs.

So is Hellraiser.
And no, I won't elaborate.

Hey, them if the government isn't going to do anything, then we don't have to pay taxes to it. Right? RIIIIGHT?!

I uninstalled threads as soon as liberals raked me over the coals for being upset that Harris was parading Cheney around.

The progressives are reacting, the people that need to reflect and look inward are the liberals. They see a floor crossing and go "haha yay thanks for joining the good guys" while progressives are shouting "bruh, THIS IS HOW CONSERVATIVE THE LIBS HAVE BECOME. THIS IS THE CANARY YOU IDIOTS"

I'll never understand how someone can be a woman, poc or lgtbq and be a "conservative". Like, I know it's a grift, but the people they're grifting to will eventually turn on them too. It's like putting a loaded gun in your mouth while on a trampoline, for a few dollars.

Israel is a genocidal apartheid state forced upon Palestinians by the us and uk. So no, you don't have to support Israel for any reason. And yeah, I have the same thoughts on my Canadian govt and the American govt. I would fully understand any resistance started by the indigenous people.

Last 2 digits of his username are sus and probably explain why he is the way he is.

Solution, charge men for toilet paper in public places.

"We made the only people actively trying to stop a genocide with in the rules of the law, stop trying to intervene in the genocide, so that Trumps family can build in Gaza"

*punches self in the balls*
"Why do my balls hurt?"

White people going extinct?
Don't threaten me with a good time.
We suck.

If you're a zero in north america, you'll be a zero everywhere else in the world.
Just. Be. Normal.