Brad Geesaman
@bradgeesaman.com
Building on and breaking cloud, container, and app sec things. He/Him.
This was 12 metric tons of spinach before cooking
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This was 12 metric tons of spinach before cooking
Hot take: these Aldi cookies are better than Girl Scout Samoas.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
August 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hot take: these Aldi cookies are better than Girl Scout Samoas.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
Found a highly effective generic form of Flonase with a better taste!
Follow me for more tips on natural medicines*
*don’t
Follow me for more tips on natural medicines*
*don’t
July 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Found a highly effective generic form of Flonase with a better taste!
Follow me for more tips on natural medicines*
*don’t
Follow me for more tips on natural medicines*
*don’t
Geneva, especially the old town section was a great last day of the trip.
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Geneva, especially the old town section was a great last day of the trip.
Some shots from Colmar France in the Alsace region. Towns that heavily inspired Beauty and the Beast.
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Some shots from Colmar France in the Alsace region. Towns that heavily inspired Beauty and the Beast.
A view from the top of the Schilthorn. 34F at 2970m but we sweated in the sun
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
A view from the top of the Schilthorn. 34F at 2970m but we sweated in the sun
“The valley of waterfalls” is an apt name for Lauterbrunnen.
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“The valley of waterfalls” is an apt name for Lauterbrunnen.
A view from our hotel balcony in Mürren. Air temp was 65F in town but snow/glaciers cap the peaks. I tried to make this a left/right monitor wallpaper kinda thing.
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
A view from our hotel balcony in Mürren. Air temp was 65F in town but snow/glaciers cap the peaks. I tried to make this a left/right monitor wallpaper kinda thing.
Hiking in Mürren. Took a funicular (fancy word for a steep train) up and hiked down about 4 miles through cow pastures. Views like this were common.
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hiking in Mürren. Took a funicular (fancy word for a steep train) up and hiked down about 4 miles through cow pastures. Views like this were common.
10:30pm sunset shot of Lake Geneva taken at the Montreux Jazz Festival after seeing DANA perform live.
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
10:30pm sunset shot of Lake Geneva taken at the Montreux Jazz Festival after seeing DANA perform live.
Toured the Callier chocolate factory where they were very generous with the free samples, and we actually got to our self identified intake limit of 26 pieces.
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Toured the Callier chocolate factory where they were very generous with the free samples, and we actually got to our self identified intake limit of 26 pieces.
Toured the Gruyère factory which everyone gets a flight of cheese samples.
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Toured the Gruyère factory which everyone gets a flight of cheese samples.
Did you know the Swiss make great wines? They do, but you might not know it because they barely export. Here’s another Lake Geneva shot buy from a vineyard while doing a tasting.
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Did you know the Swiss make great wines? They do, but you might not know it because they barely export. Here’s another Lake Geneva shot buy from a vineyard while doing a tasting.
Switzerland and France, you were simply lovely. Here’s our first of many “wow” moments.
A thread:
A thread:
July 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Switzerland and France, you were simply lovely. Here’s our first of many “wow” moments.
A thread:
A thread:
WaPo out here with this take and an image of a J6 hat…🤮
June 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
WaPo out here with this take and an image of a J6 hat…🤮
I’d like to have a chat with Frito Lay/Pepsico’s “regional flavor distribution coordinator” and ask them “why aren’t these delicious flavors in the US market?”
I just put these on a ham sandwich, and it was all that I hoped for
I just put these on a ham sandwich, and it was all that I hoped for
May 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’d like to have a chat with Frito Lay/Pepsico’s “regional flavor distribution coordinator” and ask them “why aren’t these delicious flavors in the US market?”
I just put these on a ham sandwich, and it was all that I hoped for
I just put these on a ham sandwich, and it was all that I hoped for
SIgn seen at Harrisburg PA rally
April 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
SIgn seen at Harrisburg PA rally
Priceless moment. Hoping you have many more
March 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Priceless moment. Hoping you have many more
Proud moment: The Katherine Johnson Middle School Band played the Star Spangled Banner before tonight’s Washington Wizards game. My 8th grader is the 🎷 on the far right/back row.
January 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Proud moment: The Katherine Johnson Middle School Band played the Star Spangled Banner before tonight’s Washington Wizards game. My 8th grader is the 🎷 on the far right/back row.
Big shout out to these MVPs
January 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Big shout out to these MVPs
Ok last one I promise
January 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ok last one I promise