Bradfos
@bradfos.bsky.social
I transed someone's gender and they transformed into a gender yet unfound and unknowable and are slowly consuming all matter around them
September 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I transed someone's gender and they transformed into a gender yet unfound and unknowable and are slowly consuming all matter around them
I lost my leg in the compactor but I ate 5 lizards to absorb their powers so I think I'll be fine
September 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I lost my leg in the compactor but I ate 5 lizards to absorb their powers so I think I'll be fine
Some energy drinks have the special chemical that destroys your inners, liquifies them, and then ejects them out of your rectum. And I don't enjoy that
September 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Some energy drinks have the special chemical that destroys your inners, liquifies them, and then ejects them out of your rectum. And I don't enjoy that
The world can't handle me at 8 hours of sleep and a Celsius
September 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The world can't handle me at 8 hours of sleep and a Celsius
Flint Lockwood, from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, in an attempt to create spray on shoes created a permanent and unbreakable seal on one's feet and with that also created the most powerful anti foot-fetish weapon known to man
August 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Flint Lockwood, from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, in an attempt to create spray on shoes created a permanent and unbreakable seal on one's feet and with that also created the most powerful anti foot-fetish weapon known to man
If a zombie apocalypse did occur there would be a big divide among the survivors whether it was caused by a disease, or by magic, or by some wrath of God.
August 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If a zombie apocalypse did occur there would be a big divide among the survivors whether it was caused by a disease, or by magic, or by some wrath of God.
If I got set on fire I would just use my special human feature I acquired by reaching level 5 and expel 30% of my water explosively through my skin pores. I know everyone usually takes the 50% less chance to be lactose intolerant at that level but I didn't want to min max.
August 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If I got set on fire I would just use my special human feature I acquired by reaching level 5 and expel 30% of my water explosively through my skin pores. I know everyone usually takes the 50% less chance to be lactose intolerant at that level but I didn't want to min max.
I'm too scared to ask people for their opinion why would I ask a robot?
August 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I'm too scared to ask people for their opinion why would I ask a robot?
Everything kind of sucks doesn't it?
August 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Everything kind of sucks doesn't it?
When I get home from work and spend half an hour on the toilet instead of being productive
July 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When I get home from work and spend half an hour on the toilet instead of being productive
I keep on buying gas station Pringles and getting sick. Playing the roulette cause they're buy one get one and one must be good.
July 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I keep on buying gas station Pringles and getting sick. Playing the roulette cause they're buy one get one and one must be good.
Man I would run away from that monster but it has huge bahoongas
July 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Man I would run away from that monster but it has huge bahoongas
What foods can I eat to make my insides smell the least bad? Cause like we all know our skins main purpose is to keep the stink from our organs from polluting the world
July 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
What foods can I eat to make my insides smell the least bad? Cause like we all know our skins main purpose is to keep the stink from our organs from polluting the world
Why would people want to chat with an AI when they could chat with me about many of the interesting topics that I know about like yogurt opinions, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Scooby Doo, and more
July 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Why would people want to chat with an AI when they could chat with me about many of the interesting topics that I know about like yogurt opinions, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Scooby Doo, and more
First food I ever choked on was Bosco sticks
Second food I choked on was Bosco sticks
In today's presentation I will be showing how to not give children Bosco Sticks, teaching children how to chew, and how to explain to a child that choking is not an interesting feeling they need to recreate
Second food I choked on was Bosco sticks
In today's presentation I will be showing how to not give children Bosco Sticks, teaching children how to chew, and how to explain to a child that choking is not an interesting feeling they need to recreate
July 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
First food I ever choked on was Bosco sticks
Second food I choked on was Bosco sticks
In today's presentation I will be showing how to not give children Bosco Sticks, teaching children how to chew, and how to explain to a child that choking is not an interesting feeling they need to recreate
Second food I choked on was Bosco sticks
In today's presentation I will be showing how to not give children Bosco Sticks, teaching children how to chew, and how to explain to a child that choking is not an interesting feeling they need to recreate
If you don't acknowledge the Man in the Dark he will just stand in the corner, quietly moan, and just watch you sleep. He's actually a pretty lucky spawn as he prevents The Marrow Extractor from spawning as they have the same spawn location.
July 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If you don't acknowledge the Man in the Dark he will just stand in the corner, quietly moan, and just watch you sleep. He's actually a pretty lucky spawn as he prevents The Marrow Extractor from spawning as they have the same spawn location.
Deltarune more like oh God why does that man keep hitting people with his Ford F150. He needs his license revoked.
July 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Deltarune more like oh God why does that man keep hitting people with his Ford F150. He needs his license revoked.
Apocalypse eating but we ran out of canned dog food and so we are feasting on dry cat food in milk substitute.
July 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Apocalypse eating but we ran out of canned dog food and so we are feasting on dry cat food in milk substitute.
I got isekai'd into a magical fairy tale world and now I'm stuck in a forest being chased by brown bears, black bears, Brother Bear the original Disney film, Brother Bear 2 the unoriginal Disney film, Bear Grills, and a polar bear.
July 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I got isekai'd into a magical fairy tale world and now I'm stuck in a forest being chased by brown bears, black bears, Brother Bear the original Disney film, Brother Bear 2 the unoriginal Disney film, Bear Grills, and a polar bear.
It should be a crime for me to *have* to wear pants. Everyone should be constantly blinded by my extremely white, slenderman-esque legs and enjoy it
July 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It should be a crime for me to *have* to wear pants. Everyone should be constantly blinded by my extremely white, slenderman-esque legs and enjoy it
I accidentally dropped all the horse girls (umasumamue) into some water and now they're all pruny
July 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I accidentally dropped all the horse girls (umasumamue) into some water and now they're all pruny
Ham and Cheese more like Slammin Cheese the way I be pounding these down my gullet
July 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Ham and Cheese more like Slammin Cheese the way I be pounding these down my gullet
To lez or have lez bien
July 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
To lez or have lez bien
I've got such good X-Ray vision all I can see is space
July 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I've got such good X-Ray vision all I can see is space
Getting mugged but I have like pieces of lint to my name so the mugger is currently searching up how to properly remove kidneys so he can profit from this endeavor
July 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Getting mugged but I have like pieces of lint to my name so the mugger is currently searching up how to properly remove kidneys so he can profit from this endeavor