What about penal, artisanal, or kumquat tho

Allow me to introduce to you my friend Pete Walker, and his younger brother Fart

Buying a calendar at the mall? Forget the missing day in 2026, you are time travelling in the other direction

I don't know about Thanksgiving, but The Santa Claus taught us that divorced dads rely on the Swiss Chalet Festive Special

Sext.
Skeext?

Yes, but do it like in we're in junior high.

Wait a minute, what

Tortierre? Chicken pot?
Cream?

Won’t land as hard as it should, since Doug was entrepreneurial enough to sell crack before joining the family crack-and-peel business

My eldest wanted to go to a concert alone last year, but none of his friends were interested. Eventually he bought a last minute ticket for himself and had a great time. Enjoying things for yourself and by yourself is a gift.

Sandlin, Tate & Burr is also the name of my cobbler/fellmonger.

Tenderloins

It’s gonna take a lot of taxpayer money for ai to steal all those tax paying jobs

Just a little salty aren’t you?

It comes in thimbles?