Solaris
@bpirx.bsky.social
some random dude that might exist in real life
posting whatever i wanna whenever i wanna
i use mint btw (yes im basic fuck you)
posting whatever i wanna whenever i wanna
i use mint btw (yes im basic fuck you)
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Solaris
@bpirx.bsky.social
· Oct 1
hello chat :3
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*black mega church pastor voice* AND I SAY THAT THE ONE TRUE, I SAY THE ONE TRUE DEVELOPER AND COMPANY *LOUD ORGAN* IS GOD AND HIS KINGDOM *LOUD ORGAN* HALLELUJAH *STARTS SPEAKING IN TONGUES WHILE A LOUD ORGAN BREAKS PLAYS*
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
*black mega church pastor voice* AND I SAY THAT THE ONE TRUE, I SAY THE ONE TRUE DEVELOPER AND COMPANY *LOUD ORGAN* IS GOD AND HIS KINGDOM *LOUD ORGAN* HALLELUJAH *STARTS SPEAKING IN TONGUES WHILE A LOUD ORGAN BREAKS PLAYS*
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TYLER
WOLF TRILOGY RUF RUF RUF AWOOOOOOO
I LOVE BISEXUAL BLACJ MEN
WOLF TRILOGY RUF RUF RUF AWOOOOOOO
I LOVE BISEXUAL BLACJ MEN
January 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
TYLER
WOLF TRILOGY RUF RUF RUF AWOOOOOOO
I LOVE BISEXUAL BLACJ MEN
WOLF TRILOGY RUF RUF RUF AWOOOOOOO
I LOVE BISEXUAL BLACJ MEN
the number of people im following is hitting its logarithmic asymptote it seems
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
the number of people im following is hitting its logarithmic asymptote it seems
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Harbinger Susie & Paragon Susie
January 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Harbinger Susie & Paragon Susie
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Hellion Kris & Visionary Kris
January 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Hellion Kris & Visionary Kris
an actual quote from me while watching Primate:
"this movie sucks. i fucking hate it. 1 out of 5 stars. 0 out of 5 stars. 0 out of 10. 0 out of 100."
"this movie sucks. i fucking hate it. 1 out of 5 stars. 0 out of 5 stars. 0 out of 10. 0 out of 100."
January 16, 2026 at 12:54 AM
an actual quote from me while watching Primate:
"this movie sucks. i fucking hate it. 1 out of 5 stars. 0 out of 5 stars. 0 out of 10. 0 out of 100."
"this movie sucks. i fucking hate it. 1 out of 5 stars. 0 out of 5 stars. 0 out of 10. 0 out of 100."
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physics headcannon: an object attached to a swinging pendulum will not ever truly stop moving. it may LOOK like it stops, but that's just because it has so little movement that our feeble minds can't comprehend it.
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
physics headcannon: an object attached to a swinging pendulum will not ever truly stop moving. it may LOOK like it stops, but that's just because it has so little movement that our feeble minds can't comprehend it.
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im watching your stream
January 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
im watching your stream
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actually now that i think about it is there an actual reason why kris is blue in the dark world or is that just toby being toby
January 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
actually now that i think about it is there an actual reason why kris is blue in the dark world or is that just toby being toby
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nah russian gd thumbnails are wild 😭
January 11, 2026 at 4:09 AM
nah russian gd thumbnails are wild 😭
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this is what I imagine this image would sound like
January 10, 2026 at 11:52 AM
this is what I imagine this image would sound like
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