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Are you seriously trying to claim you’re more class conscious when you’re literally advocating for replacing HUMAN artists with a goddamn COMPUTER?

Update: dull end of a butter knife and made sure to point the actual serrated knife part away from me

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Embarrassing AF that it took me writing on this blog for a few years to realize that these dark clouds happen once a month right before the blood

So basically I need a “daddy” that doesn’t fucking refer to himself as such, actually wants to take care of me but without making me lesser or childlike

And he’s gotta be goth or punk

My black stallion unicorn with an impressive horn is out there somewhere I’m sure 😭

Last night our haunted house had 3 out of state groups come through.
I’m in South Carolina, and we had groups from Pennsylvania, Ohio and New Mexico.

They. LOVED. Us.

Combining my career aspirations with my holiday.

I feel so blessed 🥰

I’m literally being paid to put on a costume every night and try to scare people so bad that the ones who paid extra for the “touch” experience throw down their glow necklaces in surrender.

And I’m so fucking happy that I’m tearing up in joy typing this out.

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This year I accidentally found a way to break that cycle-

Get a job where you’re part of the Halloween entertainment 🤩

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Doesn’t help that I’m in the Bible Belt, meaning that many people opt for their kids to go “Trunk or Treating” in their church parking lots instead of traditional Trick or Treating.
Plus that isn’t really something you do with apartments anyway.

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Sad portrait of a witch not having the spoons to properly observe her New Years.

It’s like the holiday always snuck up on me somehow and then I’d just be sad not really doing anything to mark the occasion.

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