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bowsnonk.bsky.social
I was in charge of the dessert. behold my chocolate espresso pie
A pie with graham cracker crust and whipped cream topping
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
I hate him
A white woman giving the finger to a, uh, life-sized? sculpture of E.T.
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
what is this, a lizard dating app
r/reptiles photo post of a largish lizard on a hardwood floor. The title of the post is “sex?”
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
cozy time
A red miniature pinscher tucked under a blue plaid blanket like a little tiny person
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
Pic of Adolf Hitler and a dog
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
ᵢ ₗᵢₖₑ ᵢₜ
Hans Moleman: “I was saying boo-urns”
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
hewwo
Lying on a blue plaid blanket: a plushie of a cute little gray jumping spider with black eyes, two big and two small
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 AM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A photo of a light creamy-colored horse with lush mane and tail and feather (the kind on a horse’s feet) and a unicorn horn, against a black backdrop. Text in black script reads “fuckass bitch”
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
on Saturday, I met a tiny kitty
A tiny black kitten being held by someone wearing a studded black bracelet
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
apparently this is genus Calappa, also known as "shame-faced crabs" lmao
Calappa sulcata: a crab whose exoskeleton is such that it all fits together neatly when it holds its claws close in front of its body. nature is cool
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
lmao
Chris Cuomo bugging his eyes out while having a shitty little mustache Chris Cuomo crossing his eyes with his mouth hanging open
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
a gourd
In a space decorated in neutral tones: dorsal view of a red miniature pinscher lying down with one ear perked up. In the top left hand corner in the BG, there is one of those auto-filling water bowls
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
or r/smalldickproblems Hitler
A 1923 medical examination of Hitler, which was uncovered in 2015, showed that the Nazi leader did indeed have an undescended testicle but, while we do not know exactly how it manifested, Hitler's newly discovered genetic condition would have also affected his testosterone levels. It means he had a one in ten chance of having a micropenis. This is suggested by stories from the First World War, where Hitler was bullied over the size of his genitalia.
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
• Hitler was an 'effeminate pajama creature' - how the establishment got him wrong
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
Chris Cuomo with a disgusting pervert mustache
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
Screenshot of “Best Animals News Bloopers” from YouTube: anchorwoman recoils open-mouthed from a black lab with its front paws on the desk, looking delighted
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
uh huh yeah sure whatever
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November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
@mrpussy.xyz a YouTuber took this tweet very personally
YouTube screenshot of "Twitter vs. Stomp Clap Hey" video: @mrpxssy I completely blame Obama for "stomp clap hey" music. he sold the world an optimistic neoliberal lie
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I was seeking out the provenance of this image and: lol
Screenshot from reverseimagesearch.com on mobile: “No human face detected in the image”
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
yes, that is a hot vampire lady in a dune buggy
Shot of a yellow dune buggy with three people in it, from THE VELVET VAMPIRE (1971)
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
David Cross wearing a white T-shirt that says SHUT UP BITCH! in black block letters
November 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
me dressed as Neil Peart for Halloween in like 2007
A woman dressed as 70s Neil Peart
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
@moodyferret.bsky.social my condolences 😔
r/okbuddycinephile • 23h ago favourite actor that looks like an asshole? [recent picture of Michael Keaton] 5.5K 953
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
bowsnonk.bsky.social
CA Republicans rn
A bunny crying "BAWWWWW!"
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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A bunny crying “BAWWWWW”
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM