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The memes about dads are right; I just used three knives to make a PB&J
January 24, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Shia Labeouf is the only actor that could have played Marty Supreme if he was younger, Ghetto Pat if he was older, and Smoke and Stack if he was black. Walk with me...
January 23, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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I am determined to watch all of these this year.

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The Academy (@theacademy) on Threads
And the nominees for Best Picture are...
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January 22, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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"I win, Google me" is going to be immortalized forever after this season.
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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This is reminiscent of the Brad Lidge collapse; CJ Stroud may have a future as a starter but I doubt it'll be here. shame
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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We're gonna need defensive scores to win.

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The Texans should just send the defense out for offensive possessions too. It literally can't get worse
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January 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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"One fish two fish red fish blue fish" really loses the plot after page 33.
January 18, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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If the Texans had even just a middling offence they'd be undefeated.
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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Why am I up????
January 10, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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They really nailed the look of a baby in this art style.

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January 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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I can't think of one time I've enjoyed the food, (not the drinks) from Sonic.
January 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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Post like this make the data collection and surveillance state almost worth it.

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For the first time in Rose Bowl history, both university nicknames were Gene Hackman movies.
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January 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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God bless, RIP

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Richard Smallwood, a gospel giant and songwriter known for classics like “Center of My Joy” and “Total Praise,” has died. He was 77
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December 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Goode Company Seafood's reddish beignets are crack from the sea
December 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Talked to the barista for like 10 minutes waiting for them to give me my drink. They had apparently handed it to me 10 minutes ago. 🤦🏿‍♂️
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Jake Paul is so lame, never wasting my time like this again
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Yeah this is horrible.
#Boxing Threads
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Just changed out an outlet in my home for the first time and I was either successful or the afterlife has social media too.
December 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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May be an image of magazine and text that says 'JarrettJohnson Johnson PRO Raising RaisingArizona Arizona 1987 RIGINA Any film where Holly Hunter sobs is getting no fewer than 4 stars from me.'
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Uh oh, I'm about to watch every Holly Hunter film.
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Horrible if true

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Man, this is terrible!!! I know his whole family is sick right now. 😣😣😣
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December 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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A week late on this, but Harrison's run was fun to watch.
#jeopardy
December 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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No way Bama deserves a playoff spot over Texas.
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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This is the fattest thing I've ever posted but @pizzahut deleted my account and all my Hut Rewards, and I've never felt more betrayed.
#Pizza Hut
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Houston traffic after a long day will really test your resolve.
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM